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By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 04:04 - United States

Today, a 100-foot maple tree fell on my house. I was inside. I was sleeping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 750

You deserved it 95

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By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 267

You deserved it 2 218

By B-Man - 11/12/2009 21:55 - Canada

Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 670

You deserved it 10 033

By Username - 23/06/2011 04:47 - United States

Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 808

You deserved it 5 930

By treehouse - 23/08/2017 13:00

Today, my family and I were going to start moving into our old house, and the large two hundred year old tree decided to move in too... through the roof. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 542

You deserved it 204

By SGreene - 06/05/2017 20:00

Today, a storm dropped a tree across my road. I would have moved it with my tractor, but there was a tree on that too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 589

You deserved it 334

By Sparks - 27/04/2019 10:00 - United States - Taylor

Today, my neighbors threatened to sue me because a six-foot branch fell off one of my trees and into their yard, hitting nothing on the way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 199

You deserved it 227

By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 134

You deserved it 5 767

By trees - 24/07/2013 16:44 - United States - Waupaca

Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 315

You deserved it 2 922

By Jaybird1587 - 03/08/2009 12:43 - United States

Today, I was just about to get in the shower, when I heard a loud crunch. I thought to myself, boy the neighbours next door must be doing some heavy construction. Two seconds after that thought, my brother knocked on the door to inform me that the neighbours tree had just fallen on my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 992

You deserved it 2 487

By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 329

You deserved it 15 844

Tiffani Carter 6

Saturday 21 September 2019 4:15

Since you’re posting this...at least you’re alive?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 September 2019 8:48

Don't be a sap -- enjoy the free syrup! I'm trying to branch out into tree puns, but I'm stumped, so I'll just leaf.

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Tiffani Carter 6

Saturday 21 September 2019 4:15

Since you’re posting this...at least you’re alive?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 21 September 2019 8:48

Don't be a sap -- enjoy the free syrup! I'm trying to branch out into tree puns, but I'm stumped, so I'll just leaf.

bobsanction 18

Saturday 21 September 2019 18:56

Inside the house or the tree?

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