Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, my pregnant sister has apparently always loved my boyfriend's name and wants to give it to her child. She expects me to break up with my boyfriend so "it doesn't get weird." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend are fighting about something they agreed on YEARS ago. Every couple of months this argument comes back and his girlfriend changes the rules or the definition. I can’t believe she gonna become my sister-in-law. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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Top comments
Blacksxe 1
Tell him you would change the size of his penis.
perdix 31
If the sister gets a new name, she won't be able to date anyone else. But if you get your bulbous, misshapen, grotesque banana nose fixed, you'll be able to have your choice of many more guys!
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Comments (104)
triggerit 5
Be happy... If he changes your size of belly it would be more complicated...
tessabreanne 1
Hey, atleast your boyfriend is honest.
shazza26 1
It's not her boyfriend
madgrinchhatter 12
It's a trick question. The "correct" answer is last name. I hate it when girls do this. It's the new "does this make me look fat?
psuedodragon 23
Not all women are trying to "trick" men with their questions. The problem stems from not thinking before speaking. I doubt many women would be offended with an honest answer as long as you weren't a jerk about it... "Does this make me look fat?" "Eh, it's not as flattering as the last one you tried on" Viola! Not a problem!
SmittyJA24 26
The correct answer is : "nothing, honey."
fo_86 0
Looks like your boyfriend is the only honest one here!
swinglifeaway123 8
I'm using this line. The last name part, I'm not telling my girlfriend she has an ugly nose. She has a very cute nose :) She doesn't like it, but I find it adorable.
Ikickmidgets 11
so, you're pissed because your boyfriend didn't lie then? get over yourself, at least he isn't lying to you! If he only wants to change your nose, you're not too hit then..
hayleyydean 0
OP's sister's boyfriend sounds adorable :)
rae_munchkin 6
Did you say "I would change the size of your penis"
cobalttanker 14
Stop being so annoying and you two will get along
Conley78643 0
I don't like cheezy guys. That mushy stuff makes me want to puke. I would much rather have a guy say somthing strange like op's bf. If he is mean just punch him or find a new one, either way i don't really give a shit.
DoxIxHAVExTo 10
Then why the hell would even comment...