Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring...

By dulllife - 8/12/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML

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By Buttsexpirate | 9

#3702244 - Thursday 8 December 2011 12:02

Dude you're gonna lose your shit when the new tablecloths come in.

By sariannacanna | 6

#3702229 - Thursday 8 December 2011 11:54

Those toothpicks are pretty cool.... Lol

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By sariannacanna | 6

#3702229 - Thursday 8 December 2011 11:54

Those toothpicks are pretty cool.... Lol

CaptainCola | 7

#3702264 - Thursday 8 December 2011 12:18

Colored toothpicks? :O I'm excited FOR you! :D

Androidz | 0

#3702274 - Thursday 8 December 2011 12:25

Notice ops name is dulllife.

jonmansheppard | 9

#3702279 - Thursday 8 December 2011 12:28

When posting an FML you can change your name to make it anomonous

tacovender | 7

#3702320 - Thursday 8 December 2011 13:04

Noone ever pays me in colored toothpicks. :(

keepcaImcarryon | 0

#3702388 - Thursday 8 December 2011 13:47

#22 so I'll pay you in Stride gum! ;)

RadioOctopus | 16

#3702463 - Thursday 8 December 2011 14:32

trident layers

xxGheTToGumbYxx | 16

#3702508 - Thursday 8 December 2011 14:58

Cherry lime layers!

xMidna | 6

#3706255 - Friday 9 December 2011 14:06

Those toothpicks are rather cool :D

By shazza26 | 1

#3702231 - Thursday 8 December 2011 11:54

Well it's something you don't see everyday! They sound awesome!

HahaBoy | 0

#3702652 - Thursday 8 December 2011 16:03

Well that's not as bad as our life....we get excited reading about u getting excited about toothpicks. So sad I think I might cry

jwade11 | 12

#3703672 - Thursday 8 December 2011 22:58

It's the little things that matter!! You have to laugh every once in a while and finding little things like that amusing is awesome!! That's how I am and I'm never bored!!!