By dulllife - 08/12/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Dude you're gonna lose your shit when the new tablecloths come in.

sariannacanna 6

Those toothpicks are pretty cool.... Lol

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sariannacanna 6

Those toothpicks are pretty cool.... Lol

Colored toothpicks? :O I'm excited FOR you! :D

Androidz 0

Notice ops name is dulllife.

When posting an FML you can change your name to make it anomonous

tacovender 7

Noone ever pays me in colored toothpicks. :(

#22 so I'll pay you in Stride gum! ;)

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Cherry lime layers!

Those toothpicks are rather cool :D

Well it's something you don't see everyday! They sound awesome!

HahaBoy 0

Well that's not as bad as our life....we get excited reading about u getting excited about toothpicks. So sad I think I might cry

jwade11 12

It's the little things that matter!! You have to laugh every once in a while and finding little things like that amusing is awesome!! That's how I am and I'm never bored!!!

I'd buy them!

It's a colorful life, yours!

so boring i yawned reading your story

Buttsexpirate 9

Dude you're gonna lose your shit when the new tablecloths come in.

Icecream93 4

wahaha

LezBiHonest 7

Who wouldn't get excited over coloured toothpicks? Pshh....

nattynatters 14

I'm excited about them just from reading this!

At least it isn't so bad that even coloured toothpicks don't make you happy (: always be an optimistic :P

Oh. My. God. What resturaunt do you work at? I gotta see this for myself!