By dulllife - 08/12/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

Dude you're gonna lose your shit when the new tablecloths come in.

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sariannacanna 6

Those toothpicks are pretty cool.... Lol

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sariannacanna 6

Those toothpicks are pretty cool.... Lol

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CaptainCola 7
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Colored toothpicks? :O I'm excited FOR you! :D

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Androidz 0

Notice ops name is dulllife.

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jonmansheppard 9
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When posting an FML you can change your name to make it anomonous

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tacovender 7

Noone ever pays me in colored toothpicks. :(

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keepcaImcarryon 0
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#22 so I'll pay you in Stride gum! ;)

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RadioOctopus 16
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trident layers

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
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Cherry lime layers!

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xMidna 6
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Those toothpicks are rather cool :D

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shazza26 1
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Well it's something you don't see everyday! They sound awesome!

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HahaBoy 0

Well that's not as bad as our life....we get excited reading about u getting excited about toothpicks. So sad I think I might cry

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jwade11 12

It's the little things that matter!! You have to laugh every once in a while and finding little things like that amusing is awesome!! That's how I am and I'm never bored!!!

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shazza26 1
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I'd buy them!

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DynamicDave 11
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It's a colorful life, yours!

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EwanSmith 2
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so boring i yawned reading your story

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Buttsexpirate 9

Dude you're gonna lose your shit when the new tablecloths come in.

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Icecream93 4

wahaha

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LezBiHonest 7

Who wouldn't get excited over coloured toothpicks? Pshh....

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nattynatters 14

I'm excited about them just from reading this!

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cheekyterier 13
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At least it isn't so bad that even coloured toothpicks don't make you happy (: always be an optimistic :P

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jonmansheppard 9
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Oh. My. God. What resturaunt do you work at? I gotta see this for myself!

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