Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
Today, my pregnant sister has apparently always loved my boyfriend's name and wants to give it to her child. She expects me to break up with my boyfriend so "it doesn't get weird." FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, my brother and his girlfriend are fighting about something they agreed on YEARS ago. Every couple of months this argument comes back and his girlfriend changes the rules or the definition. I can’t believe she gonna become my sister-in-law. FML
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML
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Top comments
Blacksxe 1
Tell him you would change the size of his penis.
perdix 31
If the sister gets a new name, she won't be able to date anyone else. But if you get your bulbous, misshapen, grotesque banana nose fixed, you'll be able to have your choice of many more guys!
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Comments (104)
savannah_benana 5
ermm punch him in the nose??
dansco 25
Stop complaining Gonzo! Bet you think the same thing. Lots of people would change things about themselves and others about you too. At least he's honest lol
cumminside03 0
Priceless
Wyldchild1986 2
what a good boyfriend... Not really Im sorry
labeatles 0
Awww sadly I know how you feel :(
swinglifeaway123 8
Fun fact. My first name is Brady. I get Brady bunch jokes often. I hate them.
xXSecondGuessXx 0
Hah. Woooow. Dumb move.
poohappens26 0
Yikes. Then you need to drop him
fantasyworld 39
He's an idiot.
spaceneko 3
There's another fml about a boyfriend saying that to his girlfriend but her wanting to keep her last name and him breaking up with her.