Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
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tylercoffman420 19
Time to kill a bitch or at least wipe your ass with her pillow.
apineapple 40
What a horrible person.
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AkaPanda 12
Remember with Facebook you can have it removed. That's a horrible thing to do maybe making her something with a bit of laxative in it will teach her a lesson.
UH60 26
Still needs to suck it up, but femine people only cry bitch tears I guess huh? Good job.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Take a crap on her bed
MidnaLink 35
Lace everything she eats with Super laxatives, then do exactly the same thing. Caption it #whinylittlebitch #revengeissweet.
SnowxSakura 17
I guess you've never had a stomach virus before, you'll get to the point where you wish someone will put you out of your misery.
vikky538 29
She buried your face for a long long time
corky1992 33
Your sister sounds like an immature bitch. Does she not realize or really not care that the video will forever be online now?
MidnaLink 35
No. She doesn't care. That's why she did it.
interesting33 37
That is absolutely not ok and I think it might be illegal. That is a disgusting invasion of privacy and form of cyber bullying. We all have bodies, we all have those times where we get sick and it isn't pleasant. Those people commenting should grow up and I encourage you to report this OP to fb at least. Your sister needs to know the consequences of these things, it is a horrible and severe thing to do to someone. I hope she isn't cyberbullying anyone else this way, that she understands that her actions have consequences, it is not funny and I hope that you are ok OP.
Keiraquarium 12
60- Urm... what?
_caffeine_addict 8
i'm so sorry op, everything your sister did is absolutely NOT ok. it doesn't matter who you are, it's totally fine to cry while being sick or for whatever reason that makes you sad. i know what it means to be sick, how devastating it can be and how embarrassing to explain to other people that you're not able to do this or that. so, i hope you feel better and can somehow sort this out with your sister! best of luck!