Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
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Top comments
tylercoffman420 19
Time to kill a bitch or at least wipe your ass with her pillow.
apineapple 40
What a horrible person.
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Comments (77)
notzax 19
Nice sister you got there, is she for rent? I think Cersi is searching for someone to do her dirty work...
leogachi 15
@12 I like how you said for rent instead of looking for work.
mindxt 10
I don't under stand why he deserved it
rootl 7
Why did he cry? We've all had bad diarrhea but I've never cried.
Kaitlyne Townsend 12
sometimes the cramp and pain you get just from diarrhea is do bad it could make you cry. pair that with retching and I can see why he would cry
_minifty 15
Thats just what siblings do lol
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Last time I checked, it's not normal for someone to record their sibling having diarrhea, and posting it on the internet. If you do that, you are a sick and disgusting bitch.
jayemerald17 25
Why are people voting YDI?for having bowel problems? Not cool
jansdrs 19
Jerk.
WOTAN1488 24
You literally cried at your own ass stench? Have I got this right? Can I listen to the recording lol? FYL
Morning_fml 22
Nah, probably the intense diarrhea. Just a thought though.
jesuis_julie 21
Why are people voting it as YDI?
deathcreep25 14
Ikr. They're voting that more often now for no reason
UH60 26
Because he threw up from his own smell and cried about it. Not that I don't think his sister is an ass, just probably the way most people took it.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Because they are being trolls.
Syntax58 15
Probably trying to get the voting achievement...
meunluckycharms 16
Omg are there a to of trolls on Fmylife today because i've seen a handful of posts that are spammed with YDIs! No way did OP deserve to be humiliated online!
Megatron_Griffin 25
They're doing it for badges most likely. Apparently there is some intense satisfaction in getting a virtual badge that I'm missing out on.
2nd 20
I just went to all time flops to vote YDI.
LostInTheZone11 29
It's reasons like this I recommend giving Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears to her as well as putting Zim's Max Heat in her underwear. (Think IcyHot without the Icy.)
meunluckycharms 16
*a ton
savannahlj03 11
Why did so many people say YDI? OP can't help they were sick, and their sister does not respect privacy at all :(