Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML
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Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML
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DocBastard 40
If the water turned hot because she peed in it, she should probably see a doctor for a urinary tract infection. Obviously.
ScaughtieHolden 11
No, they put the observation into an episode. I bet you think iCarly came up with "Web Shows" too.
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Comments (156)
darryaz 9
Wow, sis isn't the brightest crayon in the box, is she?
mlaikens 0
Is she slow!!??
AgentSmith79 9
Wait... Why were you using the bathroom at the same time your sister was in there taking a bath??
darkoneko_fml 4
Because the toilet and the bathtub aren't always in the same room ?
thewife5 19
Or her sister could be 8 or 9 and that's what they do. Or it could have been a bathroom in a bedroom and the sister heard the toilet flush and freaked out.
AgentSmith79 9
Kinda hard to have a fight with someone if you're not in the same room, 91... Just sayin.
thewife5 19
141- the fight didn't have to take place that exact second. The girl probably jumped out of her "scalding hot bath" and it's not hard to fight when you're in deprecate rooms, it's called screaming.
AgentSmith79 9
My assessment is based on what the op wrote. Your interpretation requires quite a bit of "reading into it"...
geod69 8
Yes it does
doby199 6
I have a sister like that lol I feel ur pain
Complaining 13
You live with stupidity. I hope it isn't contagious for you.
s0ulslack 20
Do your family and yourself a favor, next time she's in the bath hold her head under water until she quits moving ;)
boycrazy30007 12
Your life mainly sucks because you have to live with that idiot
menacingsprite 3
Op your sister must be "Sofa King We Todd Did."
nela25 23
I cant believe these people are actually arguing about what they may or may not have learned from ICarly. No one freaking cares.