Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML
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Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML
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DocBastard 40
If the water turned hot because she peed in it, she should probably see a doctor for a urinary tract infection. Obviously.
ScaughtieHolden 11
No, they put the observation into an episode. I bet you think iCarly came up with "Web Shows" too.
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Comments (156)
SoultheWolf 19
Some toilets do mess with the water temperature. The one at my house does, so no she isn't wrong. She is just blaming the wrong thing. When I flush the toilet at our place the water gets boiling hot, as if you were to jump into a pot of boiling water.
Junkie_Razor 20
But the bath was already run and she was in it when the toilet was flushed.
tj4234 36
#110. a faucet is a tap. The bath wasn't being filled with water, it was already full. Therefore it is not possible.
icemand90 17
early menopause? :)
bleddyn13 1
Wow, what a stupid girl. How old is she?
NickelZinc13 6
Boo-hoo, your sister is retarded. FYL.
Evath 7
Be grateful that you got the brains.
firefighterjohn 9
this is an awesome story. lol. sounds like something me and my gf would fight about
term3186 1
Yeah, thats true, BUT THE FAUCET WASN'T RUNNING. Thats kind of a key point.
TaylorMullen 0
You're surrounded by idiots. It's best to change your name, grow a mustache & elope. Best of luck.
Keep_It_Hot99 8
Flat out: Your sister *cough*—and 127—*cough* is an idiota!
jfarrow9703 11
In some houses it does work like that!!!
Selenzr 2
Except the water was already in the tub and the faucet wasn't on. Flushing the toilet can't affect water that's already in the tub.