Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML
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Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML
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DocBastard 40
If the water turned hot because she peed in it, she should probably see a doctor for a urinary tract infection. Obviously.
ScaughtieHolden 11
No, they put the observation into an episode. I bet you think iCarly came up with "Web Shows" too.
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CallMeBloo 31
If she seriously felt the water get hot she might have a fever or something. That could also explain the delusion that you somehow caused her discomfort. It's worth looking into.
Tuffay 14
Maybe Menopause???
xxtb0 0
face palm
Dracoboxer357 36
......Because flushing a toilet sends a signal to the thermo heaters hidden underneath the already filled tub to engage to maximum output......? ;p Sorry Op, it sounds like you understand why this makes 'Less Than No Sense', and your sister's just not going to listen to you, because it's you telling her. Ignore the poor girl, if she wants to vent about it, let her. The more she does, the more people that will be laughing at her. ;)
zen1979 16
When someone argues that stupidly, it's better to just drop it an walk away.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ What's that saying? "Don't argue with an idiot: they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience?" ;) Your advice is better.
22cute 17
Don't argue with a fool; it makes two fools arguing.
PYLrulz 17
I'd do it again to torture her out of spite
Urpoppy 21
Your sister is a complete idiot. She should have stayed awake during science class. How do we let these people reproduce?
SLC_grumpypants 5
Ha. Your sister is a "little off".
challan 19
Did your friends happen to take bath salts before making this statement? If so, cover you face and run to the nearest exit!
challan 19
Wow! How did my comment end up know this FML?! lmao Combining the two subjects, your sister will be one of the firsts to go in the zombie apocalypse.
Dracoboxer357 36
42- I don't care that this was a misfire, I like this comment, It's still actually relevant, as long as you replace "friends" with "sister." ;)
challan 19
51- thank you! Hey I just met you, And this is crazy... But I took bath salts, And you face looks tasty!
NOOBSQUAD 0
I hate people like that that won't listen while you are trying to explain something to them.
NOOBSQUAD 0
I meant to put a comma in between the that's (that, that)
outoftown 27
What happens when people use "that" instead of "who" regarding people.
lbdancing 2
You can use "that" for people as well.
kenleybunch 15
Derpy derp