Work: Today, my boss told me to stop giving work to our college intern...

By IkeTheIntern - 18/09/2015 20:02 - Canada

Today, my boss told me to stop giving work to our college intern because it's an embarrassment to have someone who hasn't finished college working for him. This is the same boss who constantly brags about being a high school drop out. FML

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By Zubat - 15/07/2021 22:01

Today, my boss confided that he doesn't like having interns in the workplace, because he finds it insulting that someone who hasn't finished their education can do our jobs. My boss frequently brags about being a high school dropout. FML

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By This_Is_Me1982 - 03/01/2011 17:51 - Canada

Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML

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By fuckedup - 13/11/2009 19:13 - Germany

Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML

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By cunting cuntface of a boss - 25/02/2014 20:42 - Australia

Today, I had to proofread a document my boss had written. When I pointed out that he spelled "college" as "collage" multiple times, he angrily accused me of trying to make him look stupid. This is the guy who constantly boasts about his "genius" IQ level to the whole office. FML

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By tooefficient - 19/08/2019 22:00

Today, I was scolded by my boss, all because I can finish most tasks in a quarter of the time it takes him, and he doesn't want to be shown up. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2015 09:47 - United States - Tualatin

Today, I completed my two-month internship, where I have been working as hard as I could with the hope of being hired. My boss couldn't remember my name, and declined to be a reference. FML

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By underemployed - 08/12/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I found out my no-work-experience brother has just accepted a 50k/year job. He is still in school and has never had a job. I work as an intern for 11 hours a day, get rude emails from my boss, and have 3 degrees and 5 years work experience. FML

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By FailingMyCourse - 07/02/2016 03:36 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my university had not accepted the internship I did when I was in college. They placed me in the same bank I interned in, with the same bank manager that I flipped the middle finger at after finishing my internship. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2016 05:41 - United States - Spring

Today, my boss got mad at me because I told her that I wouldn't be able to work two days out of the week, due to college classes. She then cut back my hours so much that I now only work one day a week. I got the job in the first place to pay for my college classes. FML

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By screwed - 04/01/2010 05:29 - United States

Today, I was rejected for an internship due to 'lack of experience.' I have both an MA and a BA from a highly prestigious school and years of work experience. My would-be superior: a 24 year old without a graduate degree and only one year of work experience. She wore jeans to the interview. FML

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Repethetic 25

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:55

wow, your boss is a dick

alexanderjoe10 17

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:56

Your boss doesn't seem very fair...

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Repethetic 25

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:55

wow, your boss is a dick

Murilirum 23

Saturday 19 September 2015 21:05

Some bosses are pretty good at that.

Arkajion 14

Saturday 19 September 2015 22:38

sometimes being an asshole is the only thing they can do...

alexanderjoe10 17

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:56

Your boss doesn't seem very fair...

AutisticAbyss 10

Saturday 19 September 2015 14:57

What hypocrisy.

PennyLane27 32

Saturday 19 September 2015 21:20

If he'd finished high school, maybe he'd know what that word means!

C00kiesNcream 24

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:00

Most bosses are horrid because they seem to think since they pay you, you owe them your entire existence. But he's a hypocrite.

JHPugh 19

Sunday 20 September 2015 0:59

See how fast he may change his ways if people keep quitting because of his bullshit

Kaei 21

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:01

you're boss is so stupid omg

KingBobtheThird 16

Saturday 19 September 2015 20:30

Oh the irony :)

imnotc00l 10

Saturday 19 September 2015 22:40

Your*

derangedplanet 23

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:01

how ridiculous. more like **** the interns life.

WitEluded 13

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:07

High school dropout logic.

Grayness_ 26

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:11

Hypocrite up the ass.

thejonac 21

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:24

what an asshole

cooltatgar 31

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:29

"I dropped out of high school to be like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, cool right!"

WitEluded 13

Saturday 19 September 2015 15:45

Except they both completed high school and some college...

keiNan_fml 35

Saturday 19 September 2015 18:39

they were Harvard drop outs not high school.

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