FML : Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my...

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Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sluttyfox - / Wednesday 31 October 2018 14:00 /

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By Levi2411 | 37

#7716939 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 16:21

It's a shame, sluttyfox, you forgot to say "Swiper, no swiping!" Now your own kin has stolen your shit. Better luck next time, OP.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7716952 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 16:47

Go as a Crime Victim.

You can jazz it up and go as a Slutty Crime Victim or a Zombie Crime Victim, or even better, Slutty Zombie Crime Victim!

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By Levi2411 | 37

#7716939 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 16:21

It's a shame, sluttyfox, you forgot to say "Swiper, no swiping!" Now your own kin has stolen your shit. Better luck next time, OP.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7716952 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 16:47

Go as a Crime Victim.

You can jazz it up and go as a Slutty Crime Victim or a Zombie Crime Victim, or even better, Slutty Zombie Crime Victim!

By SaltyLurker | 10

#7716956 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 16:50

Correction, *notsosluttyfox

By melisssa87 | 30

#7717039 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 18:46

Where you going as a sluttyfox? what is that?

By IrieStorm | 9

#7717062 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 20:00

I'm glad I like in the middle of nowhere USA where I don't have to worry about someone stealing my mail.

By Jordan Raye Wilson | 6

#7718451 - Sunday 4 November 2018 7:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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