Today, I was excited to finally receive my Halloween costume in the mail after the one I ordered back in September got lost in transit. Upon reaching my mailbox, I saw the lock had been broken off and my new costume had been stolen. The party is tomorrow. FML
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Levi2411
| 37
It's a shame, sluttyfox, you forgot to say "Swiper, no swiping!" Now your own kin has stolen your shit. Better luck next time, OP.
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RichardPencil
| 27
Go as a Crime Victim.
You can jazz it up and go as a Slutty Crime Victim or a Zombie Crime Victim, or even better, Slutty Zombie Crime Victim!
You can jazz it up and go as a Slutty Crime Victim or a Zombie Crime Victim, or even better, Slutty Zombie Crime Victim!
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SaltyLurker
| 10
Correction, *notsosluttyfox
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melisssa87
| 30
Where you going as a sluttyfox? what is that?
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IrieStorm
| 9
I'm glad I like in the middle of nowhere USA where I don't have to worry about someone stealing my mail.
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Jordan Raye Wilson
| 6
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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You can jazz it up and go as a Slutty Crime Victim or a Zombie Crime Victim, or even better, Slutty Zombie Crime Victim!