Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
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anonacs 0
you keep your clean clothes in a basket?
Dont_Explain 3
Get revenge, piss on her! Nobody else will know, since they are use to her wetting herself and she'll learn a pretty valuable lesson.
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Comments (34)
MidgetMonster 0
Haha...at least you didn't get sleep PEED ON!!! If it wasn't for my mom saving me, I would have been sleep-peed on!
lakeoffyre 0
Ha! My sister did that once, except she sat on the edge of our bunk-beds & pee'd over the edge. At least you can just toss the clothes back in the laundry :)
mhinaj 0
my little sis did that fyl though she stopped at age 3 ur lil sis is a babbbyyy ha
lolocaust96 0
i did the same thing at that age
kims0706 10
I wish I could do that...
Earth_Bound 0
They aren't clean anymore!
whatisthatanyway 3
My younger brother did that on my door