Miscellaneous: Fire!

Fire!

By NowABlonde - 09/03/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I decided to lighten my hair. I applied the dye and waited 20 minutes. When I went to wash the dye out, the water wouldn't turn on. After my head started to burn, I called the landlord in a panic. Turns out there was a water main break and the entire city block doesn't have water. FML

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You deserved it 5 980

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 669

You deserved it 17 299

Headshot

By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 741

You deserved it 3 363

By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 495

You deserved it 532

By Pandy1031 - 09/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Crofton

Today, as I was shampooing my hair in the shower, the power went out. Since my house has well water, no power means no water. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 266

You deserved it 394

Zedonging intensifies

By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 23:00

Today, I went downstairs to complain to my landlady that there was no water when I was trying to wash my hair. To which she replied, "No, of course there is water, it's just all going into my swimming pool." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 715

You deserved it 113

Titanic

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 842

You deserved it 103

Hairstyle lifehack

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 12:00 - United States - Albany

Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 628

You deserved it 371

By jordanss - 11/11/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, my apartment building shut off our water for a short period of time because the pipes were being worked on. It was also the morning my dog had diarrhea on my cream carpet. Not only did I have to clean it up without water, I couldn't wash my hands afterward. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 151

You deserved it 3 466

By Moondoggie_ggk69 - 23/01/2010 17:53 - United States

Today, I was washing my hair in the shower when the water went ice cold. It's 20 degrees outside and we have soft water which takes a longer time to wash away soap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 532

You deserved it 2 905

Bathtime

By Kerry - 22/02/2021 20:01 - Canada

Today, I was running water for a relaxing bath. There have been some problems with the town's water for a while now, so I was pleased when the water looked so clear. Right as I thought that, however, the water instantly changed from crystal clear to shit brown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 029

You deserved it 84

Puolukka 4

Monday 9 March 2009 22:53

Holy crap...I probably woulda poured bottled water over my head or gatorade or whatever I had in the house...lol...I hope your hair is not too damaged and the color doesn't look bad...and if it does I hope it can be fixed at a salon...wow this seriously blows...it would only be half as bad if you had been coloring it darker...but bleach...damn...

drybamboo 0

Monday 9 March 2009 22:48

Wow, that's horrible. I hope your hair doesn't start falling out.

Comments

drybamboo 0

Monday 9 March 2009 22:48

Wow, that's horrible. I hope your hair doesn't start falling out.

wintamint101 7

Thursday 10 June 2010 2:12

just use bottled water or were you conveniently all out of that too?

Loosechange 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 21:52

And you just conveniently replied to first so people would see your comment.

22cute 17

Monday 28 November 2011 9:39

Toilet tank! There's always water in there.

cryssycakesx3 22

Thursday 17 July 2014 5:49

regular hair dye won't damage your hair from leaving it on too long. it is only active for so long and it stops working. bleach on the other hand works as long as it's kept moist.

marigoldcobain 21

Monday 29 June 2015 5:27

#56, I don't keep bottled water. Maybe OP doesn't either.

Puolukka 4

Monday 9 March 2009 22:53

elcayuco 0

Friday 19 March 2010 3:13

anybody heard of a toilet;)

SeeSea 11

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:23

i wad gonna say use the toilet water lol

Mayonnaise_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 22:59

That's hysterical, I'm so sorry. What happened to your hair?? That just sucks.

Fleur_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 22:59

So what happened!?

vitaminsandminer 0

Monday 9 March 2009 22:59

yeah seriously go buy some bottles of water or find a community pool like the ymca that will have a shower you can use!

bandcamp123 0

Monday 30 January 2012 1:32

But the water is cut off?

sweetjosephine 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:00

Yeah- honestly, I would have gone to the firdge and poured tea/milk/koolaid on my hair, anything is better than the bleach. At least then you can put it up in a wet, but sticky, ponytail and go to the store to buy gallon water in a jug.

Firewall_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:13

head>toilet its a shitty situation (hehe), but ya gotta do what ya gotta do...

Moo_Horse 0

Monday 13 December 2010 3:55

exactly

jairolover 25

Sunday 21 August 2016 21:25

she could use the water from the tank of the toilet.

AntiqueTurquiose 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:25

put any liquid you have on your head asap

sweetblossom247 6

Monday 4 July 2011 4:16

srry i meant to put thumbs up

Qwermy 16

Wednesday 30 April 2014 3:59

except bleach, acetone, or gasoline

summersaturdays 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:33

i definitely would've stuck my head in the toilet. hahah but girlll that really sucks. i hope you weren't in too much pain and that your hair was okay.