By sysadmin:~# rm -rf / - 12/09/2013 19:40 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my self-esteem sank so low that I sabotaged my workplace's corporate network, then fixed it, just so I could feel needed. FML
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fsomelife 26

You realize you can get fired in the blink of an eye for crap like this? Then again, your networth should be fixed when you find a job again!

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Barriaultcory 16

You should get a cat

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sadistmonkey 19

I really hope that your nickname is not what you actually did.

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martin8337 35

OP, just do what your're supposed to be doing and you'll be alright. You don't need to do stupid crap. to get yourself fired, jobs are still hard to come by.

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More_Leg 14

Get a puppy then, it will actually need you...

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ColbyGB 13

Do whatever makes yourself feel good right?

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grashopper8 7

Hahaha I like you.

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JaegerMayCry 13

Do what I did. find a job you like and never work a day again! :D In the long run it will be worth it!

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JaegerMayCry 13

what I meant was find a job that you love, and since you love that job it wouldn't really be considered working. For example, as a small child and all the way through my adolescence I enjoyed playing with legos and building things, so now as a mechanical engineer I love my job and I don't really consider it work since I enjoy it so much.

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perdix 29

Munchausen's syndrome by proxy. You probably shouldn't have kids.

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