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TrollFeeder
| 10
Damn how hungover were you?
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yamatelle
| 19
If he, by any chance, stole a cop car and parked it in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd. with a note that said, "Couldn't find a meter, so here's $4." then yes, he's a moron.
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lousms
| 6
So, you're a moron? Just checking.
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nixter5
| 18
No, you are. Just your profile picture is enough to make me say that. ^O^
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eminemchick
| 19
his about me is a lie too o_0
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Youdrongo
| 0
Nice tongue ring.
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yamatelle
| 19
If he, by any chance, stole a cop car and parked it in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd. with a note that said, "Couldn't find a meter, so here's $4." then yes, he's a moron.
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eminemchick
| 19
"wearing sunglasses and disguises, cuz my split personalitys havin an identity crisis";)
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
Surprised to see 1s comment buried. I thought it was good for this fml..
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MrleClochard
| 4
1- so you have no visible neck? Just checking.
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gojira666
| 7
Classic ^
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mduffy08
| 8
-1, how many dimes are you holding under those fat rolls?
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
Fat, douche baggy people: they have VIP tickets to the world of FAIL!!!!
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allinicolesmh
| 0
The only way I could imagine them as a moron is if they make a face like #1's...
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bball234
| 6
using words like castigate doesn't make you a moron in my book.
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FarSide
| 22
Good thing you didn't mutter something about the bj with your mom...
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nixter5
| 18
Awkward...
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slick5880
| 22
Talking to yourself isn't that bad. It's when you start answering yourself that you know you have problems. A shrink might not be a bad idea.
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flockz
| 19
a shrink? but my girlfriend said my penis cant possibly shrink anymore...
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nixter5
| 18
HOLY SHIT, aj AND Flockz replying to MY comment?! :D I've died and gone to FML heaven
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slick5880
| 22
Sorry to hear about your smallness. I believe OP might not be having the same issues as you though.
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commietaco
| 0
I reply to this comment too!! :)
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TheRealHouse
| 7
Nixer, all you need now is Boners and you will officially be winning
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mikentrigger
| 4
Just need a couple thumbs up now to really live the dream.
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herpitydurteedur
| 0
I answer myself sometimes, but it's ony like when I'm thinking about something in my head and I either can't remember or find out the answer so I ask someone out loud and then I'm like "OH! This this and this. Nevermind I figured it out" and then I get a weird look from my mom.
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nixter5
| 18
45- that's exactly what I was thinking. If Boners actually commented...I would be on freaking cloud 9
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nixter5
| 18
Thank you FML, for removing all the comments on this post. I now have zero proof that flockz and AJ replied to my comment. I have lost all respect for you today!!!
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lolololer
| 8
he obviously needed a twix
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TrollFeeder
| 10
Damn how hungover were you?
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DropTheDaggerxx
| 31
Apparently very. How do you not hear yourself talking? Especially if you have a hangover that bad, even the sound of your own voice should be enough to make your head pound.
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dyble95
| 0
I never get hung over. I have blacked out from drinking and I still felt fine when I woke up :/. Is being hung over like having a head ache well being nauseated?
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enonymous
| 8
3- Hung over enough to puke on your profile pic. Even I'm getting nauseous from it.
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j_cat187
| 19
Hey weed makes the pics move
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FYLimhoYDI
| 0
To #41: It's because your 15 and you blackout from one drink.
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Marcel4_fml
| 3
91- alcohol affects people differently lol I was 18 drinkin alot of beer and stuff, yet my friend who was 21 couldn't drink 2 beers without vomitting lol just depends really
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no_clue_4_u
| 4
At least you've given them something to talk about! Good luck living that one down!
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546edward
| 0
lol
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OneNightStan
| 2
Suck it up champ!
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IWATCHYOUSLEEP
| 7
Go on...
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starsfan_9
| 7
Just can't catch a break in this world, eh?
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dmeloccaro
| 5
I love Stars :D
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elmogoezRAWR
| 0
I love circles.
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Enigmax2514
| 7
And the silence of awkwardness begins...
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
Must have been pretty entertaining if they all shut up to listen to you o.O
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1911_Angel
| 0
Hahaha, sounds like you're still a bit drunk to be talking to yourself out loud at the office!
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starsfan_9
| 7
Thank you for re-iterating the FML for everybody. I didn't understand The underlying cause behind OP's awkward situation when I read that they were hung over
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