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You know, one of the things about being in IT is, it's a good thing if you're bored. Kinda like the Maytag repairman.
You should change the IP address on a hated co-worker, watch ****, switch it back and report it to management. That will keep you occupied for a while and also make a more peaceful work environment for yourself.
Did you feel needed after you were fired?
Are you Cyril from Archer?
Join the New Zealand governmental agency you can do that all day
True Sysadmin (courtesy of XKCD - 2010-02-22): We took the hostages, secured the building, and cut the communication lines like you said - Excellent But then this guy climbed up the ventilation ducts and walked across broken glass, killing everyone we sent to stop him. - And he rescued the hostages? No, he ignored them. He just reconnected the cables we cut, muttering something about "uptime". - Shit, we're dealing with a sysadmin. Also, lol @ OP's nickname. Someone hates their job!
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You realize you can get fired in the blink of an eye for crap like this? Then again, your networth should be fixed when you find a job again!
You should get a cat