Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, after my at-the-time partner got in a car wreck with minimal injuries, I drove two hours and got a week off classes to take care of them on hand and foot, they are currently my platonic roommate and I nearly broke my foot… and they keep acting annoyed when I ask for something because I can't walk. FML
Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back, even buying them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I got repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room, peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML
Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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doyers11 0
when they ask for a ride, give them the bus routes and schedules
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
Ass, Gas, or Grass- Nobody Rides for Free :D
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Comments (134)
dellama10 0
Fyl op, I've had shitty roommates before too. If you're the one on the lease, start looking for new roomies. If you're not on a lease, move the hell out. If you're all on the lease, explain the situation to your landlord and ask if you can pay your bills in checks seperate from theirs.
dellama10 0
Whatever you do don't let them push you around, if you decide to be nice enough to drive them anywhere, they can pay for your gas since they used to pay for their own. Plus a little extra for mileage to your car, and precious time wasted. If they don't like it, the bus is always cheap. Good luck.
Jasonf6 0
Kick......them.....out!!!
TKrisha_fml 5
make them pay you the money they would have used on gas till they get there licienses back
Lisa89 3
In the UK, with my experience, if you pay your rent, are up to date with everything yourself then the landlord will just kick the people who don't pay their rent out. It could be different for US. Either way, sucks for you, and no matter what is still a major annoyance and inconvenience. If it was me, I would say no to all the lifts, pay my rent and not worry about their issue, let them deal with it on their own. Still, FYL.
adrii09 0
ugh the worst thing you can do is let people disrespect you like that.!! you don't have to drive them anywhere. it's their fault they got that DUI. and kick them out if they won't pay rent. you shouldn't worry bout anyone else's problems but your own.
tashhshere 0
**** that, that's not okay. tell em to give you gas $ or they're moving back to mommies
Ibeatmyself 3
Get new roommates
MyF_ckingLuck 0
if you actually give them rides then FYL for sure. get some self esteem
mitchcanadian 0
kick the winey bitches out then. be a MAN!