Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, after my at-the-time partner got in a car wreck with minimal injuries, I drove two hours and got a week off classes to take care of them on hand and foot, they are currently my platonic roommate and I nearly broke my foot… and they keep acting annoyed when I ask for something because I can't walk. FML
Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back, even buying them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I got repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room, peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML
Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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doyers11 0
when they ask for a ride, give them the bus routes and schedules
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
Ass, Gas, or Grass- Nobody Rides for Free :D
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Comments (134)
CSReddFrost_fml 0
They had money for alcohol but don't have money for gas and rent? They're paying court fees now which are outrageous as it is. By default, OP is gonna need new roomies soon because they'll come up short either way trying to cover all expenses.
CSReddFrost_fml 0
They had money for alcohol but don't have money for gas and rent? They're paying court fees now which are outrageous as it is. By default, OP is gonna need new roomies soon because they'll come up short either way trying to cover all expenses.
Magnimus 4
If their names are on the lease, charge them for rides, if not, get some new people that are more responsible as roommates, and literally just kick the current ones out.
VulpesFidelis 0
I'd find an underhanded way to get back at them. Time to make some of their stuff disappear, or pull some pranks... They're basically blackmailing you, and that's ****** up. FYL.
randomreader2315 4
Tell them to get a ******* bus pass. It's not your responsibility to deal with their ****-ups. Maybe that will teach them not to ******* drink and drive!! dumb asses. Don't let them fool you into driving their useless asses around OP.
veliki 0
you are a pathetic excuse for a human being OP
scdragon 0
id tell them to f$&@off and find new roommates.
slsrox1298 0
dump their sorry drinking asses and get ur own place thats smaller and cheaper
gabletz 2
BITCH SLAP DEM SUCKAHS lark but no srsly. do it.
klh92 0
its time to draw up boundaries man people can be scum so say peace have a nice life believe me i live in a sober house i have a piece of shit roomate sometimes you gota stand up high and suck im more important than you