Today, my second roommate in less then a week got a DUI. Both roommates are demanding that I drive them around for free until they get their licenses back, or else they won't have the funds to pay their rent. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, after my at-the-time partner got in a car wreck with minimal injuries, I drove two hours and got a week off classes to take care of them on hand and foot, they are currently my platonic roommate and I nearly broke my foot… and they keep acting annoyed when I ask for something because I can't walk. FML
Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back, even buying them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I got repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room, peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML
Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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doyers11 0
when they ask for a ride, give them the bus routes and schedules
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
Ass, Gas, or Grass- Nobody Rides for Free :D
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Comments (134)
tykiej 0
I fail to see how their stupidity is your problem. If they cant pay rent, evict them and find two more roommates that can. Also make it very obvious to them that you are looking for replacement roommates. THEY will get the picture and be prompted to solve THEIR problem.
mariahwinter 2
since they don't have to pay for gas they should be able to pay you something...
digitalartiface 0
Wouldn't you ask the same if roles were reversed?
RowRow35 0
screw them! It's their fault for being idiots in the first place! you shouldn't have to suffer because of their mistakes!
vlad1269 0
man have em take taxis or have there frends pick them up.. or jus say u got DUI also
MetalLetteRaver 0
I'm gonna be different here and say if you want to get rid of them, don't take them anywhere. (:
thatnucca 36
Alcohol and drug testing, and possible bus routes amendment to the room mate agreement asap, like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory would... Smh
ryno101 3
I call bs...what about the money they are now saving on fuel...YDI for being stupid op
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
tell both those assholes to go multiply then get a new roommate!!
beaker38 5
two words "**** that"