Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. Thirty minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, it was my mother’s birthday. I was on my way to pick up her cake but I got into a car accident and ended up in the emergency room. When I call her to explain what happened, she called me an useless fuck for ruining her birthday by not bringing the cake. She’s yet to ask if I'm okay. FML
Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML
Today, after my at-the-time partner got in a car wreck with minimal injuries, I drove two hours and got a week off classes to take care of them on hand and foot, they are currently my platonic roommate and I nearly broke my foot… and they keep acting annoyed when I ask for something because I can't walk. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom calling me. I'm 90 miles away, staying at my cousin's. Someone shit on the windshield of her car, and she is blaming my friends, and is pissed at me who is out of town, and my friends who I believe were driving to a out of state concert. FML
Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
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Top comments
lexiieeex3 32
Usually if you don't like someone and they don't like you they wouldn't call you unless it was something important and they absolutely had to.
Mackade 18
You shouldn't ignore your roommate because they're a ****, what if it was about the house or dorm?
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Comments (113)
Mynxie 26
Seems like you are the ****. Hope they don't ignore you when you need help in an emergency
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Who cares their not your parents.
jsage666 1
wow
team_hale 11
You sorta sound like the **** to me
Heartbeat94 4
never ignore people from your home... you deserved it
Angelkisses130 26
I don't see why you're getting so many YDIs. I don't usually answer people's calls, period. I just hate talking on the phone and I even get anxiety about ordering food. I would have thought if they really need me they would text me or leave a voicemail...you don't deserve it. She should have at least left a voicemail or texted you if you were her last option
AntiJuliet 3
Who's the **** now?
CliffyB03 28
Now you're just rude. It doesn't matter if you don't like someone, in the work force and adult life, you have to suck it up and deal with it
nyf137 20
I see so much judgement on here.. so many people seem to be taking this at face value and assuming that OP is right about the character of their roommate and that means the roommate is a bad person so they deserve this to happen to them. I've been in the position of wondering if a percent is going to die and no one deserves that, even if they're a bad person.. it wouldn't hurt just to have compassion for people, and come on, who thinks rationally when they're panicked and freaking out? OP's roommate can't expected to think logically because generally, people don't.. not when they're terrified that people they love are going to die
niksatter96 20
Yeah bro you deserve this obviously if you don't like each other then they wouldn't call you unless it's important