Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. Thirty minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, it was my mother’s birthday. I was on my way to pick up her cake but I got into a car accident and ended up in the emergency room. When I call her to explain what happened, she called me an useless fuck for ruining her birthday by not bringing the cake. She’s yet to ask if I'm okay. FML
Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML
Today, after my at-the-time partner got in a car wreck with minimal injuries, I drove two hours and got a week off classes to take care of them on hand and foot, they are currently my platonic roommate and I nearly broke my foot… and they keep acting annoyed when I ask for something because I can't walk. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom calling me. I'm 90 miles away, staying at my cousin's. Someone shit on the windshield of her car, and she is blaming my friends, and is pissed at me who is out of town, and my friends who I believe were driving to a out of state concert. FML
Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
Usually if you don't like someone and they don't like you they wouldn't call you unless it was something important and they absolutely had to.
Mackade 18
You shouldn't ignore your roommate because they're a ****, what if it was about the house or dorm?
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Comments (113)
annalily5 28
Are you sure it's just your roommate who's a ****?
ericp96 10
That aint your fault Dont feel bad kuz its not your problem If you're an asshole to people don't expect a helping hand when you need it You did something i would probably do Thats too bad what the situation is though I hate to say it but maybe that will teach your roommate a lesson not to be a c#nt
zarrganaut 17
Ya know, not adding the whole "****" part, might have made you deserve this a little less. I mean obviously you didn't know and it's not your fault, but really, op?
lavapants 15
So if the roommate wasn't a **** that would have make OP a better person in your eyes?
doodlecloud 27
It's a strong word but FML's are limited in space and she probably didn't want to write a paragraph on why the roommate is a terrible person just for the benefit of readers. Easier to just be blunt and say it.
8Dirty1 24
asshole
Alexandria79 22
fyl? a bit selfish of an ass there. your poor roomie.
tinyshark 6
I don't understand why OP has to answer the phone call, first of all she's just a room mate. If anything she shouldve called for a taxi than calling around asking for a ride.
Alexandria79 22
doesn't have to at all. but this is nothing to write an fml about nor do they need to name call. have a little respect for the roommate even if they're deserving of the name
lavapants 15
I feel bad about her parents but maybe that will make her aware that she is a **** to you.
countryguy91290 16
honestly roommate kinda had that coming with being a ****, but I still would have called back 10-15min late going "what's up?" just incase it was important.
SweetasCandy0609 28
Okay, To those that are saying OP has no obligation to answer her roommate because they aren't friends are right, however obligation or not she must of figured "maybe in the back of her mind" that it could possibly be something serious and OP just kinda said screw it, I don't think she should of answered out of obligation but because it's the nice thing to do, I mean even if you guys don't get along its not hard to answer and try to be civil and if it was you OP that this happened wouldn't you hope no matter how much of a **** you think your roommate is that she would answer and who knows maybe if you had answered and drove her to the she would of been thankful and maybe even nicer to you. I think this FML needs a follow-up.
doodlecloud 27
It's not that big a deal not to answer a phone call though. Loads of people don't have their phone on them 24/7 or don't look at them when they're busy. People shouldn't expect everyone to answer immediately.
SweetasCandy0609 28
#46 I agree with you I don't always have my phone on me either, however OP said she had her phone and in her words, " My roommate called but she's a **** so I ignored her. " So she had it but ignored her call and if her roommate is such a **** to her she should probably of figured she was only calling for some kind of an emergency.
Pinwheel 10
Not necessarily true. I have a colleague who calls people in the evening and on the weekends regarding stupid, work-related shit that by no means has to be solved in that very moment and can easily wait until the next morning. For all we know part of the roommates cuntiness could be that she makes dramatic phone calls because one of the spoons was in the fork compartment.
tiger820 20
God don't like ugly!