Today, my roommate called me, but she's a cunt so I ignored her. A few hours later, I found out her mom and dad were in a serious car accident and she needed a ride to go see them at the hospital. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. Thirty minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, it was my mother’s birthday. I was on my way to pick up her cake but I got into a car accident and ended up in the emergency room. When I call her to explain what happened, she called me an useless fuck for ruining her birthday by not bringing the cake. She’s yet to ask if I'm okay. FML
Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML
Today, after my at-the-time partner got in a car wreck with minimal injuries, I drove two hours and got a week off classes to take care of them on hand and foot, they are currently my platonic roommate and I nearly broke my foot… and they keep acting annoyed when I ask for something because I can't walk. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom calling me. I'm 90 miles away, staying at my cousin's. Someone shit on the windshield of her car, and she is blaming my friends, and is pissed at me who is out of town, and my friends who I believe were driving to a out of state concert. FML
Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
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Top comments
lexiieeex3 32
Usually if you don't like someone and they don't like you they wouldn't call you unless it was something important and they absolutely had to.
Mackade 18
You shouldn't ignore your roommate because they're a ****, what if it was about the house or dorm?
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Comments (113)
apcsox 18
Some bids like OP is kinda a **** too....
christopherwilli 14
Next time answer the phone
dc2fresh 15
Who's the **** now?
darthhera 11
If she's such a ****, why is she your roommate?
wonandonly 11
Don't tell me that you guys NEVER ignored a call from an annoying person.
TMastaFresh 10
Well if she's a **** why does it matter?
worldclassrager 41
If you hate them or not still answer it could be like this...if they are going to do like a mother that's a different story
juliaafaulkner 15
Looks like you're the **** OP
DarkAngelsBlade 25
What happened to her is sad but that doesn't stop her from being a "cont" as you said, if you can make it up to her go for it otherwise don't dwell.
puckmaster889 14
You did not know the circumstances so its not your fault or anything