By KarateKid76 - 05/12/2013 03:19 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML
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B1ackthesun 31

Grasshopper has much to learn.

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Comet_Candy 23

Oh wow... I'd probably burst out laughing if my boyfriend ever did something like that! But FYL, OP.

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B1ackthesun 31

Grasshopper has much to learn.

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Zazoo1995 23

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Ambient25 24

Why the **** would you say that during sex....

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onlychildFTW 33

12 - It couldn't have been too good if she stopped midway to give a random fact... It is an odd thing to bring up during sex.

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Ambient25 24

#7 is a dude. And it's an odd thing to bring up period. "Hey, wanna know how I can make you feel like a creeper?"

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rgri 11

#1 Why so many dislikes, this is funny lol

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Snazzy_Snaz 17

Cause you're the BEST, ARRRROOOOUUND. NOTHINGS EVER GONNA BRING YOU DOWN

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jazzy_123 20

that's nothing. Once I had an ****** so intense I farted... twice..

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strike2867 13

The only reason I can think of why you'd say that, is that you just got into 4th grade.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Whack on! **** off!

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roadrash3000 2

It's what happens when hardcore nerds value their nerd shit more than women... It's not even remotely funny...

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B1ackthesun 31

get a sense of humor #97

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Comet_Candy 23

Oh wow... I'd probably burst out laughing if my boyfriend ever did something like that! But FYL, OP.

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caohm 18

no happy ending for you

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Rainhawk94 27

exactly OP needs to get a sense of humor

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yellowzinnias 20

I'd do the same, but it would also be the end of any hope for an ****** that day. lol

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J15237 25

That shit is hilarious. I think my wife would bust out laughing too.

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poncho55 40

This is completely unrelated, but I approve of your account picture. Very much so.

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boating_guy 33

Hopefully, your significant other will have a much more positive reaction than OP's!

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_parth 20

Going to do that too. Let's see what happens.

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slickchrome 11

now that's taking foreplay to a whole new level

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hays_xo 15

Did someone say best boyfriend material?! Hella yeah!! Even if he killed your mojo, don't be so grouchy!! laugh it up!!!!

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Ambient25 24

Apart from the fact that you have seriously poor taste in "boyfriend" material, you said "hella", and I hate you.

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hays_xo 15

Mate I'm from Australia and I don't give two ***** what anyone thinks of me. And no, I just have a good sense of humor. Which you clearly lack. Burn bitch.

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Ambient25 24

Oh you're from Australia? Wow I'm sorry I didn't know that was a factor. Oh I'm single? Wow I didn't know that's supposed to put me down. *oh how nice of you to edit* Yup yup? Look here Ducky, just because you're a child doesn't mean you have to make it obvious.

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Ambient25 24

Yes you're a prime example for why access to a computer should require a maturity test.

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hays_xo 15

Wow. Is that how you talk to everyone? You rude ****.

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Ambient25 24

^ And the definition of "hypocrisy" has been provided ladies and gentlemen. Let me quote you: "Mate I'm from Australia and I don't give two ***** what anyone thinks of me. And no, I just have a good sense of humor. Which you clearly lack. Burn bitch." Yep

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californiapoppy 11

You should have karate chopped his man parts...

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onlychildFTW 33

Well that's an overkill. Very rarely should you do that. Eeek.

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hays_xo 15

That wouldn't entirely be fair, I think just get him to the point where he's revved up, and then just stop. It's only payback.

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Madridsta1999 7

*reads comment* "Hey babe, come here please."

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Ambient25 24

I hope that killed your sex time with the man-child dead! If you play with the breasts as though they were toys....you're gonna have a bad time.

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hays_xo 15

I take it from past experience am I correct?

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hays_xo 15

Sorry for tryin' to have fun. Kill joy.

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hays_xo 15

Is there anyway to delete these things? -.-

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nikkidii 14

Actually, they seem like these huge jugs of milk to me

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incoherentrmblr 21

#54, they are made from sand. Everyone knows that...

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hays_xo 15

People are so serious! Lighten the hell up!

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