By Doritos - 17/06/2010 08:06 - United States

Spicy
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Get revenge. **** in his milk.

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DarkHelmet 10

that deserves an ass whoopin!!

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DarkHelmet 10

hahahahahahaha

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Rememberme1105 0

at least he washed his hands afterward.

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Middrslife 0

Eat the doritos, now they taste better. 

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emjay09 0

that's sick!! you should have him better trained.

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Dillytip 0

people don't like using condoms cuz they're umcomfortable and he choses to use it when he has no risk of stds ?? wat a moron lol.. also were they mystery flavour doritos? lol

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mrmaks18 7

46 you seem nice....maybe I do need a roomate after all

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MissExquisite 0

l m f a o . funny fml.. but. your roomate is grungy. dirty. and gross!

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ImBetRthanU_fml 0

At least he used a condom, so you don't have worry about him giving ur food stds.

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