FML Approved, Video #3 By Louis - 15/03/2017 23:00 Ever get that sinking feeling? I agree, your life sucks 851 You deserved it 205 Share Tweet Share
Today, my 20 year-old daughter started ranting to me about her latest boyfriend's erectile problems. Trying to be a good dad, I told her all I knew about how to get the boy fixed. My wife decided to stick her head in and say, "Listen to your dad, hun. He knows all about this kind of thing." FML I agree, your life sucks 37 901 You deserved it 5 799
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 107 You deserved it 9 028
Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 436 You deserved it 2 147
Today, Facebook stopped working and I realized how emotionally dependent I am on social media. FML I agree, your life sucks 329 You deserved it 1 048
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 354 You deserved it 2 813
Today, while playing basketball, my friend thanked me for passing the ball to him. I was too embarrassed to tell him that that was me shooting. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 862 You deserved it 5 049
Today, my wife refuses to let me play my Xbox, except at the weekends, because it’s "a childish waste of time" and "we need to spend more time together", yet when we’re together she has no problem spending hours on games on her phone. No, she does not see the irony in this either. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 491 You deserved it 209
Today, my stepfather currently has a restraining order of 1 Km because he kept on stalking me and my fiancée. I'm getting married in a week and I just found out that my mother invited him. I need to think fast on how to stop this scumbag from showing up. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 027 You deserved it 73