FML Approved, Video #3 By Louis - 15/03/2017 23:00 Ever get that sinking feeling? I agree, your life sucks 851 You deserved it 204 Share Tweet Share
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML I agree, your life sucks 789 You deserved it 1 707
Today, I found out my dentist is retiring. This wouldn't be that big of a deal except that if we want to transfer our dental records to a new dentist we have to do it before he retires and there's a $30 processing fee per person. Three of us use that dentist. FML I agree, your life sucks 418 You deserved it 77
Today, while drinking and catching up with a ex that I still love, she invited a guy over, flirted with him right in front of me, then went home with him, When I messaged her to say I found it disrespectful as fuck, she replied with sorry, she didn’t mean to hurt me, and that she misses me. FML I agree, your life sucks 526 You deserved it 1 347
Today, while working in my pawn shop, I was showing jewelry to a distinguished lady. I had to fart. I tried to wait. It was too much, so I let it slip silently. As she handled a $2000 necklace, I realized that the 2-foot counter between us would never save her from the foul poisonous cloud that had formed. She realized it too. FML I agree, your life sucks 791 You deserved it 351
Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 414 You deserved it 3 963
Today, my husband actually helped put our 4 year-old to bed because I was watching my nephews, who were about to be picked up. When I was sitting with my nephews in the living room, he yelled for me to help with our daughter. I said I couldn’t and he told me to shut up. I put her to bed every other night. FML I agree, your life sucks 515 You deserved it 126
Today, I got written up for “making a big show” of being exhausted at work. I was trying to hide it. FML I agree, your life sucks 690 You deserved it 144
Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 480 You deserved it 44 865