FML Approved, Video #3 By Louis - 15/03/2017 23:00 Ever get that sinking feeling? agreeclassic 852 vote type 1 207 Share Tweet Share
Today, I attended my wife's cousins wedding. While trying to help struggling teens with fireworks, I got shot in the eye by a commercial-grade firework. I spent the rest of the night in the ER, then headed to see the eye doctor. I have about 75% of loss of vision. Hopefully it's not permanent. FML agreeclassic 925 vote type 1 266
Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML agreeclassic 171 vote type 1 447
Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML agreeclassic 22 955 vote type 1 1 837
Today, at gym class, coach placed the boys on an "advanced level" rope climb by having a girl cling on their back. I got paired with my crush. As he climbed, we were trailing behind so I cheered for him to go faster. He loudly responded, "Why don't you go on a diet!?" FML agreeclassic 3 470 vote type 1 767
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML agreeclassic 37 773 vote type 1 5 739
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML agreeclassic 119 451 vote type 1 6 444