Miscellaneous: Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month...

By crazytown - 10/04/2014 15:50 - United States - Denver

Today, my psycho ex boyfriend, who I broke up with over a month ago showed up at my work yelling and crying because I didn't get him anything for his birthday. My boss now thinks I'm an asshole. FML

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By Katie - 29/08/2021 14:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML

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By janice - 03/06/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, my boss called me to his office, and played back a recording of me telling a co-worker that if I still worked there in a year, I would hang myself. He then bitched me out for unprofessional conduct. The taped conversation took place over a year ago, with my recently ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Wtf - 17/05/2017 22:00

Today, my estranged, psycho ex called me ten times and left belligerent messages because I didn't send him anything for his birthday yesterday like I used to. This is the same man who never gave me a birthday gift, text, or even a Happy Birthday wish during our 7 years together. FML

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By wtf - 01/07/2017 16:00

Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML

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By georgiaswish - 20/11/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 07:00 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, it's my birthday and I had to work. My boss wished me a happy birthday, and then told me I was fired. FML

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By fired - 13/05/2014 14:29 - United States - Millis

Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML

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By Tag - 24/09/2014 01:19 - Australia

Today, my psychotic, very jealous ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and punched a male store clerk who was helping me look for azaleas in a garden center. FML

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By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML

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By Paul - 02/05/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML

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pjsr 32

Thursday 10 April 2014 22:42

A restraining order would make a great birthday present!

iBanana 17

Thursday 10 April 2014 22:50

WE WERE TOGETHER FOR 8 WEEKS. I BOUGHT HER A STUFFED HIPPO FOR BIRTHDAY. WHAT DID SHE GET FOR MY BIRTHDAY? NOTHING!!!!!!!

Comments

Witchylady 17

Friday 11 April 2014 1:15

Who cares what your boss thinks. It's none of his damn business. As for psycho boyfriend you maybe should have got him a gift card to see a shrink. Good luck

DarkArbiter5555 10

Friday 11 April 2014 1:43

Tell your boss the real story, then go buy some pepper spray. Good luck OP

kissmeImawkward 17

Friday 11 April 2014 1:55

what normal guy comes to your work yelling and crying because you didn't get him a birthday present? and your boss should've listened to your explanation first..sorry OP..I hope that your ex will get his pills as a present as soon as possible

kelardy 11

Friday 11 April 2014 2:03

20...... is he seriously stalking her on fml also?

HeyTherexxx 21

Friday 11 April 2014 3:21

That was a joke. :) It's not her real ex.

TrinityNevada 11

Friday 11 April 2014 2:27

I hope OP follows up on this and explains that Boss calls the cops when Dude shows up and that ... yeah, I had something similar happen when I was younger. Except it was an Evangelist who was stalking me to get me to re-join his church. That was annoying. He screamed about Jesus the whole time they were arresting him.