Today, my professor's son died in a car accident and class has been cancelled until further notice. All my friends were delighted and cheered about it in front of me. I was dating my professor's son. FML
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Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I was on my way to college when I got in a car wreck with none other than my professor. My car was totaled and couldn't drive, but his could so I missed class, but he still made it. The end result? He marked me as an "unexcused absence" and gave me a zero. The accident was his fault. FML
Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML
Today, my teacher announced that he'd be out for a week because he was going to Vegas. I happily said, "Woo hoo!" Then he finished his sentence by telling me it was because his dad had died. FML
Today, my college professor said that anyone who misses the final next week automatically fails, "even if their grandmother died." My grandmother, the woman who raised me, died last night and her funeral is next week. Same day as the final. Across the country. FML
Today, a parent came into my class and told one of my 6 year-old students that their grandma died. Then the parent left. The kid started crying from the news, which then got all the other students crying. I spent the rest of the day comforting a class of kids crying over someone else's grandma. FML
Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML
Today, at school, some kid I’ve never liked came up to me and said, to my face, "I’m really happy to hear about your mom." She died two weeks ago. FML
Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML
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justsayfuck 5
That is awful! Even if you hadn't dated him.
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh, ****. Sorry about your and your professor's loss. :/ Your friends are also cuntrags. WOOOOOO! SOMEONE DIED IN A WRECK. WOOOOO! NO CLASS!!
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Comments (403)
Clover2009 0
#123, her boyfriend just died. I think she has every right to be a bit selfish right now. Apparently you've never lost someone close. Nice to know there's still heartless assholes in this world, keeping everything in balance. :)
Calyx_fml 22
There goes that easy A.
lulubellx2 0
I fell so bad for you I will keep you and his son in my preyers
emodude44 0
I'm really sorry for your loss. Who's twisted enough to cheer when someone dies? Thats sick and coming from me, that has an extra meaning because I'm a messed up person and even I think its terrible someone is cheering over someone else's death. That is terrible. I am really sorry again.
wendyyyy 0
So Sorry for your loss. That's absolutely brutal. Especially being surrounded by retards you call classmates. No sensitivity. I must add though... why did you post that as a FML? Especially if this is recent events? My first thought with someone dying wouldn't be to post it on the Internet... My condolences though.
lonely_heart_89 6
OP, I am so sorry for your loss. Death is a really difficult obstacle to face, but I know you can make it through. Even though I don't know you, I'll definitely be thinking of you.
MrNoon 0
o my God that's horrible, I'm very sorry, your in my prayers
hotchick90037 3
that's so sad I'm sorry OP
iloveyou7877 0
this is so fake.
IZ29 2
This is by far the most ****** up FML, It goes straight to the top. Hug for the loss