Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her... - FML

By Random737193 - 7/5/2015 19:52 - United States - Haddonfield

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

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By fifi125 | 21

#6285010 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:29

"I found ham between some bread once"

By Pyneapple | 19

#6285016 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:39

One time I found a stripper in my cake. So delicious; the cake was alright I guess.

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By Calacor | 17

#6285006 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:26

no way its paper in a fortune cookie!

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JazzHandsFML | 28

#6285019 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:48

give it to me this late in the school year I'm running on scraps and donations

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sonasonic | 34

#6285067 - Friday 8 May 2015 10:12

Unfortunately, she didn't find the logic she needed.

By lemonypops | 10

#6285007 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:27

Well, what was the fortune?

By Allusivness | 21

#6285008 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:28

She is going down a unfortunate path.

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JustinJK | 21

#6285042 - Friday 8 May 2015 9:10

It appears she's been on that path of misfortune for quite some time.

By meganmax | 14

#6285009 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:29

I mean at least it wasn't a bug ?

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bl865ood | 17

#6285155 - Friday 8 May 2015 13:49

At least you tried?

By fifi125 | 21

#6285010 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:29

"I found ham between some bread once"

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Ichiya | 29

#6285051 - Friday 8 May 2015 9:21

I found a toenail in the salad bar once.

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Smooth_Criminal | 24

#6285081 - Friday 8 May 2015 11:22

"I found cheese on my pizza"

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davisjenny81 | 30

#6285157 - Friday 8 May 2015 13:49

"I found noodles in my spaghetti"

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JohnTheDonJuan | 11

#6285469 - Friday 8 May 2015 20:45

I like how everybody just completely ignored the toenail in the salad bar comment... And furthermore, how were you certain is was a toenail and not from the hand?

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SkylineFTW97 | 25

#6285481 - Friday 8 May 2015 20:59

I found Root Beer in a soda can once. What kind of sorcery is this?!

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DoomedGemini | 37

#6285714 - Saturday 9 May 2015 2:30

Was it unopened before you got it too?!

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Ichiya | 29

#6285753 - Saturday 9 May 2015 4:03

It was the whole toenail from the big toe blood and toe flesh included.

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epc101 | 8

#6286863 - Sunday 10 May 2015 7:07

#23 I'm calling bullshit.

By shemademedoit | 20

#6285012 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:31

no way! I found cheese on my HAMburger

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epc101 | 8

#6286865 - Sunday 10 May 2015 7:08

Those bastards! It was McDonald's wasn't it?!

By X_KassidyRose_X | 12

#6285013 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:32

How unfortunate.

By funsizedliz | 15

#6285014 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:32

You picked a bright one, OP.

By Pyneapple | 19

#6285016 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:39

One time I found a stripper in my cake. So delicious; the cake was alright I guess.

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vikky538 | 28

#6285485 - Friday 8 May 2015 21:04

Awesome

By funneh1 | 21

#6285020 - Friday 8 May 2015 8:48

Hehe, I don't know why you guys but I find this cute. I can picture the gal perplexed of why there is a fortune in her cookie. Lol.