By Random737193 - 07/05/2015 19:52 - United States - Haddonfield

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML
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fifi125 21
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"I found ham between some bread once"

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Pyneapple 19
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One time I found a stripper in my cake. So delicious; the cake was alright I guess.

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Calacor 17
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no way its paper in a fortune cookie!

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JazzHandsFML 28
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give it to me this late in the school year I'm running on scraps and donations

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sonasonic 34
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Unfortunately, she didn't find the logic she needed.

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lemonypops 10
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Well, what was the fortune?

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Allusivness 21
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She is going down a unfortunate path.

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JustinJK 21
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It appears she's been on that path of misfortune for quite some time.

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meganmax 14
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I mean at least it wasn't a bug ?

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bl865ood 17
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At least you tried?

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fifi125 21
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"I found ham between some bread once"

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Ichiya 29
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I found a toenail in the salad bar once.

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Smooth_Criminal 24
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"I found cheese on my pizza"

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davisjenny81 30
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"I found noodles in my spaghetti"

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JohnTheDonJuan 11
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I like how everybody just completely ignored the toenail in the salad bar comment... And furthermore, how were you certain is was a toenail and not from the hand?

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SkylineFTW97 25
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I found Root Beer in a soda can once. What kind of sorcery is this?!

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DoomedGemini 37
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Was it unopened before you got it too?!

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Ichiya 29
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It was the whole toenail from the big toe blood and toe flesh included.

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epc101 8
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#23 I'm calling bullshit.

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shemademedoit 20
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no way! I found cheese on my HAMburger

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epc101 8
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Those bastards! It was McDonald's wasn't it?!

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funsizedliz 15
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You picked a bright one, OP.

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Pyneapple 19
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One time I found a stripper in my cake. So delicious; the cake was alright I guess.

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funneh1 21
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Hehe, I don't know why you guys but I find this cute. I can picture the gal perplexed of why there is a fortune in her cookie. Lol.

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