By Random737193 - 07/05/2015 19:52 - United States - Haddonfield
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no way its paper in a fortune cookie!
give it to me this late in the school year I'm running on scraps and donations
Well, what was the fortune?
She is going down a unfortunate path.
I mean at least it wasn't a bug ?
At least you tried?
"I found ham between some bread once"
I found a toenail in the salad bar once.
"I found cheese on my pizza"
"I found noodles in my spaghetti"
I found Root Beer in a soda can once. What kind of sorcery is this?!
Was it unopened before you got it too?!
It was the whole toenail from the big toe blood and toe flesh included.
#23 I'm calling bullshit.
no way! I found cheese on my HAMburger
Those bastards! It was McDonald's wasn't it?!
How unfortunate.
You picked a bright one, OP.
One time I found a stripper in my cake. So delicious; the cake was alright I guess.
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"I found ham between some bread once"
One time I found a stripper in my cake. So delicious; the cake was alright I guess.