Love: Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation...

By Random737193 - 07/05/2015 19:52 - United States - Haddonfield

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

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fifi125 21

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Friday 8 May 2015 8:29

"I found ham between some bread once"

Pyneapple 19

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Friday 8 May 2015 8:39

One time I found a stripper in my cake. So delicious; the cake was alright I guess.

Calacor 17

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Friday 8 May 2015 8:26

no way its paper in a fortune cookie!

JazzHandsFML 28

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Friday 8 May 2015 8:48

give it to me this late in the school year I'm running on scraps and donations

sonasonic 34

Friday 8 May 2015 10:12

Unfortunately, she didn't find the logic she needed.

lemonypops 10

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Friday 8 May 2015 8:27

Well, what was the fortune?

Allusivness 21

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Friday 8 May 2015 8:28

She is going down a unfortunate path.

JustinJK 21

Friday 8 May 2015 9:10

It appears she's been on that path of misfortune for quite some time.

meganmax 14

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Friday 8 May 2015 8:29

I mean at least it wasn't a bug ?

bl865ood 17

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Friday 8 May 2015 13:49

At least you tried?

fifi125 21

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Friday 8 May 2015 8:29

"I found ham between some bread once"

Ichiya 29

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Friday 8 May 2015 9:21

I found a toenail in the salad bar once.

Smooth_Criminal 24

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Friday 8 May 2015 11:22

"I found cheese on my pizza"

davisjenny81 30

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Friday 8 May 2015 13:49

"I found noodles in my spaghetti"

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Friday 8 May 2015 20:45

I like how everybody just completely ignored the toenail in the salad bar comment... And furthermore, how were you certain is was a toenail and not from the hand?