By Random737193 - 07/05/2015 19:52 - United States - Haddonfield

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML
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"I found ham between some bread once"

One time I found a stripper in my cake. So delicious; the cake was alright I guess.

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no way its paper in a fortune cookie!

give it to me this late in the school year I'm running on scraps and donations

Unfortunately, she didn't find the logic she needed.

Well, what was the fortune?

She is going down a unfortunate path.

It appears she's been on that path of misfortune for quite some time.

I mean at least it wasn't a bug ?

At least you tried?

"I found ham between some bread once"

I found a toenail in the salad bar once.

"I found cheese on my pizza"

"I found noodles in my spaghetti"

I like how everybody just completely ignored the toenail in the salad bar comment... And furthermore, how were you certain is was a toenail and not from the hand?

I found Root Beer in a soda can once. What kind of sorcery is this?!

Was it unopened before you got it too?!

It was the whole toenail from the big toe blood and toe flesh included.

#23 I'm calling bullshit.

no way! I found cheese on my HAMburger

Those bastards! It was McDonald's wasn't it?!

You picked a bright one, OP.

One time I found a stripper in my cake. So delicious; the cake was alright I guess.

Hehe, I don't know why you guys but I find this cute. I can picture the gal perplexed of why there is a fortune in her cookie. Lol.