Army dudes

By Anonymous - 02/12/2014 17:39 - United States - Glendale

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML
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Welshite 39

Now you need to put his pubes in a locket so you can wear them around your neck and remember him forever. It's the ultimate romantic gesture.

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kimg0885 23

Make a scarf out of the pubes and send it back to him for Christmas!

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Welshite 39

Now you need to put his pubes in a locket so you can wear them around your neck and remember him forever. It's the ultimate romantic gesture.

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UnidentifiedFun 37

Well he's not dead. I'm sure she can be reminded of him some other way than by pubes.

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ThatFancyPenn 18

Don't question it, #6. There is no better way.

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Welshite 39

Be grateful, #6. I could have started my hair sample collection like Dexter. The screams are annoying enough as it is, but disposing of a body is messy and I'm too lazy for that.

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devildog562 33

Seems like a simple task for you welshite . I guess the acid and chemicals will ruin the bathtub though.... Pubes it is.

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raenoleah 12

#10 - so the acid and chemicals ruin the tub, but having a decomposing dead body in it is fine?

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incoherentrmblr 21

Time for Pube salad...

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ninety 25

With a bag full, that's a lot of counting!

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billyboef 10

that's nasty and weird. Why would he do that?!

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Saraj07 18

Why is this comment getting down voted? Is it frowned upon on FML to state the obvious? Not every comment needs be witty or sarcastic...

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Acers1 13

No its just not what people want to hear so they down vote it

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cdawg69 10

Because going to combat makes you do silly things for the hell of it to find amusement and enjoyment

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ninety 25

Although OPs hubby may be in combat himself, not everybody that deploys goes through combat. True story.

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kimg0885 23

Make a scarf out of the pubes and send it back to him for Christmas!

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False_Stupidity 41

That would have to be one hell of a lot of pubes.. or one really tiny scarf.

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orbit 22

Maybe the pubes just fell off the scarf he made. Is it itchy?

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kerstileann 26

yes they fell off into a bag, sealed the back and then snuck into the package...yup totally reasonable.

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orbit 22

Jeez so critical. I don't think it's even possible to create a scarf out of pubes, so why even try to disprove my comment?

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laden_swallow09 34

Because it was just plain silly. Not even funny, just silly.

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

Don't feel bad Orbit, you basically posted the exact same thing as people under you who *strangely* got up-voted... so just take credit for those! Haters man, chin up!

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Dinonick 15

Based on the other two gifts I REALLY want to know what that letter said.

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