By Anonymous - 03/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
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sgenfkshe 5

at least you're not so heavy that you have to be tied to the roof of the car:O lol

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Bates621 0

I don't think it's for those above age 10.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for being a midget, for being a scrawny wuss, for ever riding in a car for any reason at all, and for even having parents. SHAME on you.

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jess6blondie9 2

Umm. I think your a bit to skinny then. Go eat and get some fat on them bones!

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Eating! Of course! Why didn't OP think of that? I'm in a pissy mood today so I'll stick an unrelated rant here about people who shout "Eat!" at naturally small-framed people or who shout "Eat less!" at naturally large-framed people. /rant

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leprachaun405 0

have a happy period:D

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SarahStarzz 0

awe OP u can't change ur height but u do have control over ur size I believe.... still feel bad 4 u :) FYL

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anlhawks 5

not everyone does, you don't have control over your thymus gland. you can exercise thought, but if youre small and skinny and have hypersecretion of thymosine (basically high metabolism) like I do, then you dont really have any control.

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thatonename 7

very high protein and exercise. you can still put on muscle weight no matter how high your metabolism is. and I am speaking from personal experience on this one.

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SpicyDuck 22

Yeah, thats still bs. I've worked at McDonalds for over three years, I hate to admit it but I eat an unhealthy amount of it and I'm still under 100lbs. No matter what I eat (even outside of McDonalds) and no matter how much of it I eat, I can't make fat to turn into muscle. I guess what I'm trying to say is Everyones body is different. The same thing isn't going to work for everybody out there. Just go with the flow.

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thatonename 7

yeah. ******* mcdonalds is really what skinny people need to put on weight. I'm sorry but muscle creation is a rather simple process. also, you've already expressed your ignorance by saying fat turns into muscle. open a ducking book before opening your mouth. that's one of the biggest misconceptions about weight gain. I re-iterate. eating healthy, high protein calories the morning before a workout is how you put on muscle which will increase weight faster than fat. look, I weighed 95 lbs and wanted to start playing football in high school. I researched the topic, knowing that I had a very high metabolism, and put on 60 lbs of pure muscle in just over 6 months. I realize my case may be slightly extraordinary. but seriously, don't call bs on my comment when you can't even create a properly informed one yourself.

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inflames2361 0

darn, I lost all of my ducking books. anybody else have one?

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DynamicDave 11

I haven't been ducking in a long time. I gave away my books on it. :/

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jaswho2 0

actually it's after age 8 :/ soo your mom is wrong you sit in a big girl chair :D

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jaswho2 0

I'm sure the cops won't mind you not sitting in a booster seat. you don't have to sit in those after you're 8 anyway

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bigbadtim 7

Don't worry, it's no big deal. It is just a tiny error on your parents' part. Don't weigh your self down over this, just lighten up. Sorry if I offend you, sorry, it was very small of me.

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monkeyluvz 7

Psh... I was told the same thing... By the cops :/

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sgtrobswifey 0

where the hell do you live?? can't be in the us!

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Sinkhole 26

It says "United States (Georgia)" right there on the FML. So, you're wrong, it can be in the US.

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