Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
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Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they'd remembered, my dad's reaction was, "Oh! Really?" My mom's was, "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I thought my family would like it if I celebrated the new year with them. My brother thought that I'd like him to shoot my butt with his new gun in celebration. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
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SharnaaaBanana 22
With an actual bullet? Or something like a BB gun?
fsomelife 26
Bazooka. Nothing out of the ordinary.
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Comments (141)
fictionaldiary 11
How is it by accident if they planned it?
justin1205 9
At least something is better than nothing but still feel better OP!
christiangara21 1
With a real gun?
chewbucca 8
Wait, what..
rec1026 4
They obviously didn't think it would be a great surprise. It was an accident, im sure they feel horrible about it
pansycake99 2
Well you both were very surprised!
niamhyo 13
only in america
InnocentMalice 12
Happy birthday? and take revenge!
thebritishpotato 2
Daaaamn. I'm sorry dude. Happy belated birthday, though. :)
Joedbag 8
Your parents don't sound like they're responsible enough to own guns; you should probably report them to whoever is responsible for issuing licenses to own firearms.