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Who would think that a guy who would take his daughter to a tattoo parlor would allow demon alcohol to pass his lips? I didn't see that coming! I'm sorry you had to hear that, but you should have replied, "Yeah, but you still owe me a gift, Lock-Pockets." My late dad used to say that having us kids was the greatest thing he ever did. My mom agreed when it came to my brother and sister, but when it came to me, she said, "Mmmmm. Not so much." FML!

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Hahaha how funny. Sounds like somethingg my dad would say! But my dad love's to joke around, idk if that's the case with your dad.

Who would think that a guy who would take his daughter to a tattoo parlor would allow demon alcohol to pass his lips? I didn't see that coming! I'm sorry you had to hear that, but you should have replied, "Yeah, but you still owe me a gift, Lock-Pockets." My late dad used to say that having us kids was the greatest thing he ever did. My mom agreed when it came to my brother and sister, but when it came to me, she said, "Mmmmm. Not so much." FML!

Go star in a series of porn movies and deliver them to all of his co-workers. That should piss him off.

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That couldn't possibly backfire. One day she'll walk in on him whacking off to one of her movies. Between squirts, she'll get that apology she so desperately wanted.

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