FML : Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake...

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Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 16 October 2010 02:00 / United States

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By perdix | 29

#1555242 - Saturday 16 October 2010 09:14

Who would think that a guy who would take his daughter to a tattoo parlor would allow demon alcohol to pass his lips? I didn't see that coming! I'm sorry you had to hear that, but you should have replied, "Yeah, but you still owe me a gift, Lock-Pockets." My late dad used to say that having us kids was the greatest thing he ever did. My mom agreed when it came to my brother and sister, but when it came to me, she said, "Mmmmm. Not so much." FML!

By mama2b3 | 20

#1555075 - Saturday 16 October 2010 08:55

awh how sweet of him. arent dads just the greatest!?

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By mama2b3 | 20

#1555075 - Saturday 16 October 2010 08:55

awh how sweet of him. arent dads just the greatest!?

madarchod | 0

#1555390 - Saturday 16 October 2010 09:37

Believe me, he is telling the truth, just accept it and STFU

ChrisSG | 0

#1555400 - Saturday 16 October 2010 09:38

people complain too much..

stephanie0613 | 0

#1555432 - Saturday 16 October 2010 09:46

Hahaha how funny. Sounds like somethingg my dad would say! But my dad love's to joke around, idk if that's the case with your dad.

MissErikaHart | 0

#1555599 - Saturday 16 October 2010 10:51

op sounds like a family of inbreeds.

LeoFML | 1

#1555627 - Saturday 16 October 2010 11:05

Gunna need an amazing eraser for that mistake.

yucayucatan | 0

#1560468 - Sunday 17 October 2010 12:21

good rolemodel.

cupcakemann95 | 7

#2348207 - Thursday 14 April 2011 01:56

sounds a bit like my dad

By fatfatgoeshome | 8

#1555080 - Saturday 16 October 2010 08:56

at least he was telling the truth!

berrenduh | 0

#1555247 - Saturday 16 October 2010 09:15

i think tattooes are gross anyways.

thecrazyasian | 3

#1560029 - Sunday 17 October 2010 08:59

agreed

yucayucatan | 0

#1560471 - Sunday 17 October 2010 12:23

Agreed, @2 funny pic

itstrishabtw | 13

#5914007 - Monday 14 April 2014 05:04

shut up, damn

By psaphier | 9

#1555092 - Saturday 16 October 2010 08:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By jellyfish_735 | 0

#1555102 - Saturday 16 October 2010 08:58

u should've told ur mom to take u to get the tattoo :p

By Brittneyyyy | 7

#1555141 - Saturday 16 October 2010 09:04

I'd punch him in the face.

loshysucks | 0

#1556002 - Saturday 16 October 2010 01:05

Me Two!

By MAGNAVOX | 0

#1555164 - Saturday 16 October 2010 09:06

Accidents happen OP.

By perdix | 29

#1555242 - Saturday 16 October 2010 09:14

fatty_mcfathead | 0

#3793900 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 12:17

Wow that bites big time. My mom is the same with my brother:P

By FFML_314 | 11

#1555288 - Saturday 16 October 2010 09:20

Go star in a series of porn movies and deliver them to all of his co-workers. That should piss him off.

perdix | 29

#1555469 - Saturday 16 October 2010 09:52

That couldn't possibly backfire. One day she'll walk in on him whacking off to one of her movies. Between squirts, she'll get that apology she so desperately wanted.