Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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gman_fml 0
if you failed gym you shouldn't have a computer. go out and exercise.
Djosef_fml 0
This. Physical education is actually trying to teach you exercising is NECESSARY to live healthy. You managed to fail, which means you didn't do your job in and outside class. Therefore, you were not a great studient, and you certainly don't deserve to get rewarded for that kind of behavior.
Eternity_fml 0
I don't think he's in shape to go work, make his own money, and buy his own computer. Jk.
wolfy_fml 5
When I was in high school you had to do a hell of a lot more than just showing up to pass. For one term we had two hours of gym per day. We had tests on the rules of the games and on the makeup of the human body and the bones/muscles. It was tough. That part wasn't so bad for me though... it was the actual playing of the games. The classes were co-ed, and if you slacked off even a little or weren't as co-ordinated, as a girl, the boys in the class would scream at you and berate you. It made me want to participate even less. The teacher didn't even stop them... since he was all buddy-buddy with those students. I ended up failing by 5%. The other terms we only had gym for 45 minutes each day. Those classes were much better because they were just "Hey, join a game that you want to play and go nuts for a half hour!" I passed those easily and it made up for my failing grade.
your_boss 0
Your parents are stingy. just fail the rest of ur classes too man. we'll c how they like tht.
Vegetables 0
Yeah, and totally **** up his future?
vonfupchickrn 0
in reality, it wouldn't **** up his future at all. you can go to a community college for two years and then transfer to a good university. the only degree that matters is the ones you'll get from the better university.
Sigilwen 24
So instead of doing your best you should just fail and have to spend 2 extra years making up for it? All because your parents won't just give you what you want but don't earn?
rachel_anna 0
#15 is right, that's how my school is. Your grade would drop like 2% if you missed a day of gym and you always had to make it up after school, which can be really hard to do if you're taking all AP or honors classes. Also - our co-ed class has a bowling unit, a CPR unit, and a fitness unit, and there were tests on all of those units. On the bowling test, if you added one number wrong at the beginning and ended up one number off at the end, you recieved 0 credit. It really just depends on the class and the school - gym can be either really hard to fail or really easy to fail.
pinkfrenchrose 5
>_>
drea11 0
its hard to understand how a person manages to fail gym but that's besides the point. ur parents are too hard. looks like u'll have 2 get a job to pay for it. or maybe they'll lighten up.
Vegetables 0
His parents are not too hard. MINE are too hard. When I had a B in math, and As in every other subject, my parents were really mad at me. If I got an F in anything, I would probably be disowned.
hahaohwell 0
being disowned cant be all bad at least you dont have to ever see your parents
dave2001soa 0
Failing gym... yeah, YDI
4nonymous 0
you deserved that? how do you fail gym?
metalyoshi9 0
I'm thinking what #13 beat me to saying. =P