Miscellaneous: Today, my friends happily announced that although they had been...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 16:33 - Canada

Today, my friends happily announced that although they had been cut, they were still going to be playing on the school's volleyball team. The rumor going around is that everyone who tried out made the team. I never got a call back. FML

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By eventer1919 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rice Lake

Today, I was asked to cover work for someone because they have volleyball practice. Apparently, they haven't noticed that we've been on the same team for two years. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 09:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML

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Casting call out

By Kat - 17/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML

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Volley girl

By Lexi801 - 19/09/2014 01:56 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML

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By bmaas - 17/03/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML

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By bhnja_ - 18/04/2013 20:34 - Philippines - Mandaue

Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML

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By RKE - 05/11/2009 02:12 - United States

Today, I went to our school golf banquet, after being with the team and practicing every day for a few months with them. When it came time to get the certificates, all the names were called out. Except for mine. When I asked the coach where my certificate was, he said "Who are you?". FML

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Mean Girls

By Anonymous - 24/05/2021 02:01

Today, I tried out for cheerleading. The judges, two head cheerleaders, sized me up, burst out laughing and made fat jokes towards me. I fought back and called them, "twiggy fucking sluts." At that moment, the coach walked in and saw and reported me to the principal. The judges got off scott free. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 17:02

Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

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By sherronj - 07/06/2011 03:26 - United States

Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML

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Kayble89 13

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:23

Sadly you were just that bad...

babygirlc1 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:23

Maybe you suck at volleyball.

Comments

Kayble89 13

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:23

Sadly you were just that bad...

UMad_Bro 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:32

Dont worry. You're not alone. I bet plenty of other people didn't make it and they just said they did so they don't seem bad.

genesisnirvana 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:50

Maybe it was an accident that they--- fts they did it on purpose.FYL

woahbro2slow 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:52

haha. I'm sorry op, just keep practicing. and don't worry about rumorss:)

monkeys1315 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 1:38

You might still get a call.

cIickhere 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:33

Don't worry they didn't call u cause they thought u know u made it for sure

crazychick1269 7

Sunday 4 September 2011 3:16

I'll help u!!!

ravensunnyd 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 3:22

Well volleyball isn't for every one you do need some coordination so go out for tennis or softball or some other sport?

mnwv 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 6:12

41: Shit I normally keep stay pretty quiet around this site but ******* hell did I just see someone say that if you don't jar coordination go play Tennis, **** last time I checked there is no such thing as a professional "Volleyball Player" so please go take up a real sport before you insult mine.

xxBridgyxx 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:11

Well you must of checked a long time ago because there is such a thing as a professional volleyball player. Misty May ring a bell?

babygirlc1 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:23

Maybe you suck at volleyball.

tylersign 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:38

Maybe OP was just top good for the team. Hahaha yeah.

slushpup9696 12

Sunday 4 September 2011 3:06

Maybe OP was bottom good.

cali_dude 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 4:35

Sounds like the freshman team.

tylersign 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 5:58

36- Hahaha xD damnyouautocorrect.

ThatOneCanadian 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 6:05

Might i suggest mini golf?

mnwv 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 6:15

Remove keep* and have*

spaerro 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:25

That sucks OP. Maybe it was a mistake?

TonyIsMyDog 2

Sunday 4 September 2011 1:18

Spaerro - you are very attractive. What part of the world do you live in?

neoncupcakez 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 2:34

Creeper alert @20

Runninvegan 8

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:25

Its okay OP not everyone can handle sports. Thats what prostitutes are for. your there to fill the void

allenhouse3320 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:35

I agree

docscientist 9

Sunday 4 September 2011 5:40

Prostitutes? You realize sports are more than likely a dead end as a professional career for 99% of the people who play them, right?

daniel1991 0

Monday 5 September 2011 10:35

52- i bet you like star treak and world of warcraft? Idk. Wtf ok....and also ppl dont just play sports to make it to pros...maybe ur good and u just want a scholarship to a big collage...