Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
Today, I found out my mom was a swinger when I opened a closet and saw a water bottle saying something with "Swinger Club" on it, with three bags beside it with all kinds of shit in it. She's also doing pole dancing "as a sport" and wanted to have one installed in our living room. My parents divorced just a couple of months ago. FML
Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML
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Top comments
Iamnotmyself 17
We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.
babygirlc1 5
It's about time she shaved the bush
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Comments (71)
Bobby64 29
It's of the pubes, by the pubes, and for the pubes.
drdna 0
Is she hot?
DennisC1975 4
If she had done that years ago maybe there would not have been a divorce.
BabeFYL 0
Now she should have everyone sign it.
falling4youxo 7
*pubicly
laideehawk 6
Nothing says independence like getting all the hair ripped off your yoni.
SadinSherman 16
Good for her
cmars3 7
Good for her! Wouldn't you want your mom to be happy? Yes it would be a little hard on you them being separated but your mom and dad are ending their relationship because they aren't happy so you should accept that.
alliwannadoishav 0
She's awesome!
oklahomaguy 0
I don't have to worry about being kicked, I just wait on a old one to die then I haul ass out in the field and bury my skin missile in it while it's still warm and full of juice