Intimacy: Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided...

By Anonymous - 03/09/2011 17:06 - United States

Today, my parents' divorce was finalized, and my mother decided to publicly celebrate with a bikini wax. She calls it her "Declaration of Independence". FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

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Today, my 70-year-old grandmother held a celebration over officially having divorced my grandfather. FML

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Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By stillhave2years - 22/05/2013 10:56 - United States

Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML

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Sunday 4 September 2011 0:22

We, the people of the beach, are slightly less disgusted if you bikini bottom falls off, thank you.

babygirlc1 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:22

It's about time she shaved the bush

Comments

fledrocknrolla 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 6:51

Everybody celebrated one way

alliteen 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:49

not "publicly," PUBICLY. :D

xcarxcrashx 9

Sunday 4 September 2011 7:53

Maybe someone can make another pube/ publicly joke...

HomelessMuslim 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 8:43

Too bad She's not Muslim.

cman25 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 9:09

Ur mom sounds hot

sandmancometh 3

Sunday 4 September 2011 10:00

Nice! I hope she got the Brazilian.

zombiekitten87 12

Sunday 4 September 2011 10:33

A public bikini wax? That sounds horrifying

grnfairy 5

Sunday 4 September 2011 10:48

Good for her for gaining her I independence

HappyPickles 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 12:14

Why is this an FML for you? Your mother can shave/wax/botox whatever parts of *her* body she wants. If your father was anywhere near as controlling and passive aggressive as your FML makes you sound, your mother is well shot of him.

Egnar 19

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:21

She publicly celebrated with a bikini wax? So what does that entail?. . .Throwing a block party and eating sushi off her stomach in the middle of the road while some strange korean lady applies wax for everybody to watch?