Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
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Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
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Top comments
jjenniferr05 0
Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..
cmillertime7 0
This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.
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Comments (217)
K4ofDoom 0
Perhaps you should have spent more time studying than having sex. Work on your multi-tasking skills. Also, did you post this expecting sympathy? You get none. You're a pathetic ****-up with no future. Congratulations, idiot.
Lonely4 0
Hmmmm....perhaps you shouldn't have whored around instead of studying....just a thought. Too stupid for school...too stupid for portection...yeah, good luck with life. Stop your pity party, grow up, and shut up...you did this to yourself 100%.
ThisPerson89 0
Oh my~ who's e father? U noe rit~ lol.
Monado 0
Today, I learned that having sex is less important than studying, FML.
WPQ14 15
I saw so many kids drop out my first year. I had bad grades the first quarter, but that was because I had no clue what I was doing, A's had come easily in high school. It's really freaking hard, so just try for another year. Give the baby up for adoption, also, because it'll probably have a better life.
dyingstart 0
Ouch...when it rains it pours, eh?
mendao777 0
Yeah, she ****** up. We realize that. Now shut the **** up about it! As for the girl who wrote this, people make mistakes. You just have to live with what you've done and make the best of it. Getting pregnant during college doesn't make you a ****, just means you weren't careful enough. As for failing, well, studying harder would have probably been in your best interesting, but like I said, people make mistakes. Some of the best people in the world were unplanned, and some of the best parents in the world started out in your situation. If you want to keep the baby, go for it, and don't be afraid to ask for help. If you don't, that's your choice, too. Whatever you plan on doing, good luck.
BLNovelist 0
It's FMLs like these that show how retarded people are. OP, I voted both - as they both could equally apply. If you did study and did use protections (of the type you can use, I mean) then that is most definitely an FML. If you didn't study at all and went in with no form of protection, YDI
jaeilssanguh 0
This post is the polar opposite of such FMLs such as the one about the OP's girlfriend pregnant with some dude and how they've spent his military pay. Anyone NOT clicking YDI is a retard. As for this OP, she is a failure. Way to go.
niagara001001001 0
Oh that sucks. Good Luck with your life...hope its not too shitty.