Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
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Top comments
jjenniferr05 0
Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..
cmillertime7 0
This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.
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PakiPakiPaki 0
Forget these losers, I wish you luck and happiness, I hope that you and your boyfriend one day decide to get married and have a very happy life together, I know it must be hard, specially while your bf is still in school and working cause you will get lonely and you will be pretty much the only one taking care of your baby and he will be comming home late after work... But I do hope that everything works out for the best, you deserve it! Personally I don't know what I would do if we got pregnant. Im not done school and neither is he and I wouldnt want to be alone all the time at home while he works and goes to school... It wouldn't be a happy home for me so I'm waiting, but if it happened unplanned... I might think very hard about abortion since its so easilly accessible for people of our age in Canada and Im plainly not ready but It would hurt too bad!
milenavessylo 0
wow. epic fail on all counts. you need to get your shit together! ydi, but f your parents' lives. what a disappointment you are.
Mrianna 0
i just wanted to say, I hope things work out for you, and I hope you can get it all straightened out. It's got to be a hard situations no matter how you got there. Just do whats right for you. and I hope it all works out.
Im_cursed 0
if you really wanted too you could do it all.. you can go to school and have your baby.. depends on how motivated you are.. stop slacking off and get on the ball.. stop saying i cant do it and instead ask how can i do it?.. quit asking for an easier life and instead ask to be a stronger person.. im sure your family will help you along the way.. best of luck.
candygrl122 0
ohhhhhh tht suckz but YDI
BigD3452 6
u suck at life
Biohazard808 0
EPIC FAIL! and same as #319
JordansMommy 0
I agree with the people that say your all very fast to judge. nobody knows her situation. she could have been with the father forever, and not everyone does good in school. And the whole oh your a **** beacuse your pregnant, well nice try i have a child and i am farrrr from being a ****. And i never even went to college so what does that make me? Everyone here needs to focus on their own lives and not judge everyone elses, look in the mirror first. If your gonna spend your life sitting on this website talking shit to other people who are writing things on here then maybe your the one who needs to be judged. Until you have gone through the situations she went through dont act like you know. Oh and the whole thing of people needing to use protection, well how do you know she didnt? were you there? no exactly you werent, birth control doesnt always work. so people need to get off other peoples backs and get a reality check.
JordansMommy 0
alright.. i didnt kno getting knocked up means your a ****... how about all you people talkin shit go to college.. and see what its like.. dont ****** juge people just because they failed college... you people talkin shit need to shut your ****** mouths.. and put yourself in her shoes.. leave this girl alone.. why dont you all just go look up[ your gay **** or something. instead of talkin shit about somone who failed college and got knocked up.. who the **** are you people to talk shit.. i bet you all just sit on your computers all day.. at least she is trying to do something with her life.. and not sit on your computers talkin shit.. SO ALL YOU HATERS **** OFF..!!!!!
stewietm 0
you deserve it you hoe