Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
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Top comments
jjenniferr05 0
Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..
cmillertime7 0
This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.
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Comments (217)
shahs 3
I see what you did there...
Amberrae23 2
live and learn.
fml_mu 10
You deserve it for indulging into things that make u ashamed of yourself.
anonymous_guy589 1
YOLO, right? Bad timing?!? Sorry.
snapdragon1100 7
Should have spent less time getting every guys dick and more time studying. Do you even know who the doctor is, *****?
Tinkerbell133_fml 5
It's people like you that give college kids a bad image. In the long run, this hurts not only your own messed up life but also the lives of your fellow classmates who are trying to buy/rent houses and cars and get jobs and internships, but can't because of the " irresponsible partying college kid" stereotype.
paparoachgirl 6
I know there's been some bad decisions made Op, but you can push through it if you want to. I wish you luck.
rougeunicorn03 17
YDI it for spending too much time having unprotected sex, and not enough time studying. You dumb ****.
frizzyizzy235 6
JESUS, WOMAN.
giorgi0202 9
didnt get education but sure didnt miss a chance to choke on some ****... typical american girl.