Kamikaze

By Hot Dog - 29/12/2022 09:00

Today, my dog was cold, so she kept sitting around the oven. When I opened it to put my pizza in, she hopped into it. The massive yelp of pain as she did so is going to haunt my dreams… and my financial stability. Even the vet has no idea how she's still alive. FML
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kristinagir 11

Oh my gosh! I hope she has a fast recovery. I’m so sorry

When I'm working at the stove, my dog is not around, just for this very reason!

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kristinagir 11

Oh my gosh! I hope she has a fast recovery. I’m so sorry

When I'm working at the stove, my dog is not around, just for this very reason!

I hope the pizza was ok! ...oh, yeah, and the dog, too.

I can't imagine a dog being that dumb lol but still I jumped in the oven not a fire pit so why are we surprised it's alive

That poor pup :( I hope for a speedy recovery and that she has no permanent tissue damage. Please, keep her out of the kitchen when using the oven going forward (not because she's likely to go near it again but better for CYA).