Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
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Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
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Top comments
jjenniferr05 0
Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..
cmillertime7 0
This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.
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Comments (217)
granolabutt8 7
Wow, I love the people here who are saying YDI for having premarital sex. I have been having premarital sex with my boyfriend of 2 years since we were 8 months together and I have yet to get pregnant OR have any STDs. Stop being such wet blankets and forcing your opinions on people. Also, that sucks you failed your first year of college. I didn't do so well my first year either, so I can relate. I was deeply depressed then but now I'm happy and I'm doing well in life and school after taking a little time off. If you were at an expensive Uni, then you definitely should have tried harder not to waste your (parents?) money. I lucked out because I went to CC and my classes were free because I'm poor. Lulz. Honestly people, stop being so judgmental.
nicoleanddrake 0
I like you. you're not a prude bitch. and when you have a boyfriend sex just kinda happens.
nicoleanddrake 0
a 2in1 fail. goin like a champ.
iLove2LoveU 0
I don't care who disagrees but you TOTALLY deserved both of those!!! your fault for not studying and getting pregnant!! YDI
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Ooh and who's fault is all of this... YOURS! Ydi
adela119 0
uh yeah this is kind of your fault.
atulsempire 8
Hey, maybe you should open with - 'oh come on, I only failed cause I couldn't get to exam on time as doctor advices me not to run during pregnancy'. Valid reason & easy on the unpleasant news.
AmyShark 7
It's cause you're a Newfie. I say this in a affectionate way since I'm from Ontario.
linda_stone 13
God people, you're so mean..
fricgm 6
you are white trash.
xiaoxaio 5
makes me kinda sad i was born and am gonna have to live through this generation of **** ups, im not saying everyone is a retard but just look at jersey shore, im just sayin