Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
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Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, I had a half-hour conversation with my parents about going to college. I don't know what's worse, that they were trying to talk me out of it or that they're convinced that I'm going to get knocked up and drop out by the end of my freshman year. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my parents, expecting them to be thrilled. Instead, they were furious. Apparently, being unmarried and on disability means I can't raise a baby. FML
Today, I started my senior year of high school and I just learned I'm pregnant. I'm not sure how to tell my parents, considering I had a baby freshman, sophomore, and junior year as well. FML
Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML
Today, I got fired for not being mature enough. I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML
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Top comments
jjenniferr05 0
Ouchh, uhh, No offence, but perhaps you should have spent less time getting sex, and more time focusing on your failing education..
cmillertime7 0
This is more "I ****** up" than "**** my life." You made bad decisions and you fully deserve the consequences.
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Comments (217)
riskybizz 0
I feel so sorry for you
kuhyto 5
Your parents should be happy you graduated high school
doptnet 0
can I just say that if u are able to get an abortion.... u can only do it if ur less than 3 months or so.. so it's not murder at all because at that time it's still only an egg
Sparkey 0
I'm not sure where you get your information from, but after only eight days it already has a beating heart. Before three months it has fingers (even fingerprints!), feet, nose, mouth and almost everything else even though it's the size of a big strawberry. At three months it's already moving about and wriggling. I don't know when it officially stops being an egg, but I would guess within a day.
zzyxer 0
it's okay, pat pat.
MDNL 0
damn, that really sux
Sniper3000 0
that would explain y ur failing.....
bobman555 0
You are retarted
ZacharyorAndrew 0
college girls r fuking stupid
emmyers 0
ydi for being a huge disappointment. :/
MaryLiz 0
YDI. Let's focus on, first of all, the fact that you failed. I've always believed that any person can earn good grades. I suck at math, but I work hard at it, and I pass (without cheating). Now, the fact that you're knocked up. Stick to the old "The only safe sex is no sex" saying. I'm a Christian, bit I practice abstinence also because it really only gets people on trouble (i.e. pregnancy, STDs). I really have no pity on you.