Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
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hockeyrocks39 0
Hopefully you weren't commando as well.
DudeImBetter 0
35 don't you hate it when you think you've gained weight but actually your fly was up the whole day.
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Comments (106)
theSil 0
psst hey, your barn door is open...
Bizenghastly 0
f op's life for not having friends who would take the initiative and drop a hint like this
e2m2cent 0
the submarine has left the hanger :3
LoveLife293 2
Fat AND stupid. congrats! *jk*
DreaminOfMusic 0
that's very rude dude
CateXOX 0
Since you're jumping to conclusions, I'll go for it too. 31- From what your picture tells me, I can tell you're a girl of about 10 years old, who likes sparkly vampires, Disney, and of course gay little boys. You are about as emotionally mature as a taco, and about as knowledgable as a ballsack. That was fun, wasn't it? I love assuming offensive things.
a_nutritionist 10
...im guessing the jk acronym doesnt mean anything to todays generation. unfortunately adding that nonsense means the best you can do is comment on how it was a shit joke, your rant about assumptions however was a waste of time and completely useless.
atomicbaboon 0
hey 44, FYI, ballsacks are very intelligent. Einstein, Newton, and Jesus all came from them. therefore, they must have some intelligence themselves.
jenaandtyler4eva 0
if you wanna lose weight exercise and eat foods that are good for you
maidofawesome 0
So I'm guessing that means you haven't lost any weight?
Freeze_fml 17
Very good.
CateXOX 0
For crying out loud, if one more person jumps to conclusions about OP's weight, I'm going to scream. Losing weight is satisfying for most people, no matter how heavy they currently are. Even if OP is slightly overweight, they do not "deserve it for being a fatty lolol". You can't assume things like that, and it's not your place to judge.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Welcome to FML, where judging and assuming are official sports.
nategillan 0
your prolly fat like OP.
SmallTownCutie 0
^ You ARE PROBABLY an ass who can't spell.
TheMonica 0
Buy pants a size or two bigger. Problem solved. I know people who actually do that so it looks like they have lost weight.
mama2b3 20
haha
mexicotoucher 7
Become a rapper. Then you can call yourself 'Big (insert name here)' and people will think you're "one flyass muthafucka"
nikki9tails 3
I had a day like that! I was strutting along public transit I was feeling smexy I got home to see my was down lol it happens sorry to hear it wAs your day to fail
nikki9tails 3
I had a day like that! I was strutting along public transit I was feeling smexy I got home to see my was down lol it happens sorry to hear it wAs your day to fail