Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
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Top comments
hockeyrocks39 0
Hopefully you weren't commando as well.
DudeImBetter 0
35 don't you hate it when you think you've gained weight but actually your fly was up the whole day.
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Comments (106)
iRCassxD 0
That's pretty embarassing. The fact you thought you lost weight AND your fly was down.
killerclown760 0
it's pretty embarrassing that you post this
iRCassxD 0
Naw, not really.
mrahhhhh 21
Ha people must have thought you were walking around all proud because people could see your dick :) .
agSWAAAAG 0
zipping my fly usually doesn't affect me too much, its that damn button that does the trick. cheer up, op, you probably did lose a little weight!
ImInABox 6
I wasn't aware that an open fly would make that much of a difference. Interesting.
CateXOX 0
That's what I was thinking, I don't feel any different with my fly down, which is probably why I accidently leave it down so much. I'm a girl though, so it may be different for guys.
nategillan 0
im sure you know its down;)
rawritscindy 0
I'm pretty sure OP didn't button his pants because otherwise the zipper wouldn't have made a difference.
Synyster430 0
your fly was down?? this ain't no ****** rap song bro
Livinia 11
That's why you look in the mirror and/or actually do up your fly.
thebestof1984 0
So sick of seeing people write "fatty" Where the **** does it say the op was fat?
Shayandhearts 2
agree ^
a_nutritionist 10
so sick of reading it? 3 people made the comment. thats 3 in 23, so 13%...yeah i can see how thatd really bug you...?
e2m2cent 0
maybe u can use that mistaken pride as motivation to make that apparent weightloss real....trust me ull feel over the moon afterwards :)
plexico 4
The sad part is that you couldn't tell your fly was open by simply looking down, you probably had to use a series of mirrors to view your crotchetal region under your mountainous gut. I don't know how you wash your penis, but it's not like there are many visitors down there anyways.
FarSide 23
Ditto. Must suck to be a guy with the crotch of a ballerina.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
What?! How did I miss the return of plexico?
a_nutritionist 10
i believe this is his first comment in a while, but according to his profile...hes been a lurker for some time :P
a_nutritionist 10
doh my bad, i always read number of visits as number of times youve visited the site not the number of visitors to your profile