Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
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Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, I found out my trousers have actually been slowing ripping on the side, after I'd been boasting to everyone I have lost weight and that, “My trousers are literally falling off me.” FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
Today, I leaned over to pick something up and heard a loud "pop" from my waistline, followed by a "clink" on the other side of the room. My pants button had popped off my pants. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, I was thinking about my new diet and workout plan as I was getting dressed in the morning, feeling much thinner and more energetic. Just as the thought passed through my brain, the button on my skirt popped off. FML
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
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hockeyrocks39 0
Hopefully you weren't commando as well.
DudeImBetter 0
35 don't you hate it when you think you've gained weight but actually your fly was up the whole day.
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Comments (106)
Poopolicious 5
hey be glad your pants didn't fall off :) oh wait that would make you feel better !
Poopolicious 5
hey be glad your pants didn't fall off :) oh wait that would make you feel better !
ILoveTabz 0
XYZ!!!
cwmbear 0
Keep off the pies. more for me ! I'm morbidly fat too. YAY THE LARDIES!
XxGuard 0
way to go. I don't know how you missed the fly... when you often see it while in the process of putting on pants.
brad5150 4
have you ever failed so hard, you face-palmed yourself?
ImNoSuperman13 0
how does that make your pants looser? I mean unless you have a gianormous package that can't be held in normal pants orrr your one of those guys that wear their pants up to their belly buttons so then it would make sense
OrderXsoL 0
That's a reason why I never zip down my pants
Lillian_S 0
You could have at least checked... That's what I would have done. -_-
Tjcharlier 3
lol, thats usally the first thing i check