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Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML
Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with my attractive and seemingly charming neighbor. Yesterday, his house was raided and he was arrested for running a heroin ring. FML
Today, after spending days writing up an offer for a condo so my boyfriend and I could move in together with our 9-month-old, we found out they accepted a different offer. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML
Today, I submitted an offer on a house. I got a call a few minutes later saying that it had collapsed. FML
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
Today, my partner and I went to the inspection of a house we wanted to buy. The whole roof was illegal. This is the second time our realtor has shown us a house with major issues. FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, after my close friend had his baby, he told me that he was no longer going to be selling weed at his house. I was happy for him, because it's unsafe. Until I found out he was still selling at my house with the help of my roommates, without telling me. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
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Top comments
VonBlitzkrieg 27
You better call the police to put a stop to this or it will keep happening and you'll never sell the house.
deebiedoobie 13
Hey, I wouldn't want to live next door to someone like that either. I can only imagine what the parents are like.
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Comments (91)
mannatee 19
They can't just do that, can they?
ashleigh_b 12
Eh idk that's kind of rude, right?
wolfgold2 20
So, did they buy the heroin?
RedPillSucks 33
Yes, they can. Most contracts have a rescind clause
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Maybe depends on local law? I know once both parties have agreed on an offer here, it becomes a legally binding contract. But that's just one little country, I doubt the USA has the same law in every state.
sometimessam 16
So they're not itching to join the local business are they? I'm sorry OP, that's unfortunate. Maybe they'll change their minds or whoever makes an offer next time will be better.
sjbartholome 14
some contracts might have a three day period to withdraw after signing an agreement
imagineapc 11
Most contracts have a rescind period that allows the potential buyers to back out for any reason, at no cost. I would say their experience with the neighbor is more than just cause to rescind a contract. I would not have bought my house if a neighbor did the same thing, not a chance.
DocBastard 40
Right. Where I come from that isn't called an "excuse", it's called a "valid reason".
ohSNAPyall 27
I think that they might be able to withdraw the contract but still have to pay you the earnest money (often $500 or $1,000).
misspaperwait 4
Where I am we had a couple agree to buy our house and back out 4 days before possession date. People are dicks.
caro1ina48 13
In most places there is a 15 day due diligence period in which the buyer has the option to do inspections and they can pull out if they so desire. Sucks for both sides though that there is such sh*tty people out there.
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Oh dear :( I think you need to have words. Possibly with a baseball bat for protection!
emilycb93 12
Um what?
VonBlitzkrieg 27
You better call the police to put a stop to this or it will keep happening and you'll never sell the house.
niallo 23
For all we know the neighbor kid might be pranking them. But you know what, a night in a jail cell might set you straight. This is not a great market to sell houses, so if he causes them to loose a sale he needs to face the consequence. But then again, he might be selling drugs and needs to go to jail.
colton_colton 50
You gotta love your neighbors
ComoEsJuan 24
This reminds me of Step Brothers. "All the houses on this street recycle."
ForFudgeSake 6
Dammit, Jesse!
Respect101 17
*Spoiler to Step Brothers if you haven't seen it* just to make sure. my favorite is when he is dressed like the Nazi and mowing his lawn.
thesmeagol 22
'its the asbestos that did it!'
deebiedoobie 13
Hey, I wouldn't want to live next door to someone like that either. I can only imagine what the parents are like.
interesting33 37
Often in these cases the parents are not in any way to blame. Dealers are often addicts and addicts have an illness that affects everything they do and how they act. The parents in all likelihood are powerless to stop him and are at their wits end. Please don't blame the parents - it is not their fault their son is an addict or deals.
cadillacgal79 32
Have you tried talking to their son? That does suck though OP, maybe once you tried talking to him he'll learn not to do that as to letting you sell the house without any interferences.
askullnamedbilly 33
OP shouldn't get anywhere near that kid. Who knows what he's capable of? That's not just a teenager trying to earn a bit of pocket money by selling the pot he grows in his parent's back yard to his class mates, that's a full-blown drug dealer with access to a class A drug. Who just tried to convince two strangers to get addicted to heroin. That's not a matter for friendly neighborhood calls, that's a matter for the police to deal with.
cadillacgal79 32
I realized how idiotic my comment sounded now, oh well, down vote me I guess :/
dragonkisses28 25
Lol you meant well #21, but it probably is best the police handle this one. I would be willing to bet this kids parents either don't know or are happily ignoring their son's "side job."
Mrtigerblue 14
#18 unless it was a joke and the teenager as many do was just ******* with the people and wanted to scare them
Zomg_Okay 27
49 - An eye for an eye, I say. He wanted to scare them by pretending to sell heroin? OP should scare him by arranging a chat with the police.
jayeterror775 18
I do see where your coming from, but in all reality it was a prank. Real heroin dealers are extremely paranoid. In fact most heroin dealers refuse to meet face to face with someone who has been buying from them for months on end. Usually you have to go through someone who knows the dealer personally. I only know this because a couple of my old friends became heroin dealers. Now I refuse to hang out with them because I hate this drug the most. It took away a few of my friends, and killed one of my best friends. But you are right to say to stay away from that kid, because in the off chance he really is a dealer then he can become extremely violent without any warning. Heroin is the worst drug in this world, and it will turn even the most model citizen into a thief, an asshole, and a waste of life. Also it has a 98% relapse rate. Truly terrible :/.
mcrepas 19
Well heroin can be expensive, clearly they spent the money on the heroin and in turn, couldn't afford the house.
mageepaigeee44 15
Heroin is actually one of the cheapest drugs in my region. That's why it's so popular right now. Not sure about other areas. But heroin has always been a cheaper drug
DArthurVaderian 18
And you know this how?
mcrepas 19
In response to #44, don't buy cheap heroin, or any heroin for the matter, but especially not the cheap stuff
fader48080 10
you could probably sue the teenagers parents for that. I wouldn't be surprised and for once i think it would be kind of justifiable.
Ki11erC 18
'Merica, sue everyone. No proof anyway, just their word.
imagineapc 11
I see zero logic behind suing anyone in this case. Circumstantial evidence sucks, but it's not enough to win anything off of. The neighbor didn't even slander the sellers, just tried to sell drugs to the potential buyers.
beehardxcore 26
Which is illegal, and supposedly is the sole reason their house didn't sell. It would be a fairly valid civil case, actually.
Pat_Tricksta 13
Kid is making a life for himself
TheGreatPotato 19
Prison life seems like a more accurate term here.
izntdan 14
Would your neighbor happen to be epic Lloyd
izntdan 14
I guess no one got the epic rap battles of history reference
thatguynamedsky 32
that poor joke dies about two bts episodes ago