Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
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Top comments
GodPart2 20
Hope the guitar didn't spill puke all over you
ComoEsJuan 24
Gives it that chunky metal sound!
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Comments (48)
exitium16 26
I hope you've already got a plan to get back at your brother.
nityasomaiya 46
She should've gone hugged him with the same puke-stained body... How about that for a taste of his own medicine?
skye147 20
That must have looked and smelled beautiful..
evilamoebaattack 20
wow, your family sounds... fun.
Mermaidhead 13
this fml would be FANTASTIC illustrated.
feven 32
And you just let her beat you?
Deku_Cutie 12
men are gross
MrAsquared100 14
Well I guess you're of.... sound mind and body now. :p Okay I'll stop. For real though, that sucks.
briang959 47
Does that make the guitar a pukulele?
ahomelessmario 9
Out of all places..... Why the sound hold of the guitar?
AllSoul 23
Your sister sounds very violent...