Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
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Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
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Top comments
GodPart2 20
Hope the guitar didn't spill puke all over you
ComoEsJuan 24
Gives it that chunky metal sound!
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Comments (48)
Anro_fml 17
hey, thats life isnt it?
emo_child615 19
Has no one stopped to consider that maybe op left out the fact that he was to blame so people would feel sorry for him?
AllSoul 23
How is he to blame? Do you think he stuck his fingers down his brothers throat and forced him to throw up in his sisters guitar?
Kogami 11
Your brother needs to learn to take responsibility for his actions.
ADBurns 22
That is awesome - I'm not sure if I feel bad for you or proud for this story being an FML :)
toma1945 19
That "sounds" painful
DamnBailie 23
What even made your brother vomit in the guitar in the first place? He doesn't sound very bright.
rockwrench 18
Sounds like lyrics in a country song.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Maybe it is a good thing I'm an only child..
mackdeezy 22
I am reminded of the good ol' days of seeing Jeff Jarrett beating up people with guitars on TV.
PimpNasty16 13
The sound hole hahahaha