Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
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Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, my older brother called me ugly, and so I used the classic comeback ''It's not nice to talk about yourself like that." He responded by cutting the strings to my violin. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
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Top comments
GodPart2 20
Hope the guitar didn't spill puke all over you
ComoEsJuan 24
Gives it that chunky metal sound!
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Comments (48)
Shadowvoid 33
Say the words and I'll find the shadiest, and most hygienically challenged person on the streets and we will have this person pay your brother a visit with a hug and a kiss and then some. Sorry fir the huge run on, i was too lazy to grammar.
ChristinePi 36
Sounds like a lovely family.
marigoldcobain 21
*guitarist screeching*
EarlFug 19
Any time I've ever vomited I never thought, hmm let's aim for a sibling's possession... one with a small hole guarded by strings! That's some crazy puking. If there's any good news at least she doesn't play the trombone.
Randomness90 27
I must say I would be pissed if someone puked in my guitar but I don't know about being so mad I'd beat them with it. For some reason though I can't stop laughing about this.
johnboy2978 1
This is why we can't have nice things.
Speedy1979 13
Tell your sister the truth about what happened .
fabcade 14
I think there needs to be more here and if she beat you with the guitar, then call the police and press charges.