Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML
Today, my niece asked why my veins were so close to my skin. She was referring to my stretch marks. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Today, as a nursing student, I needed to take a blood sample from someone and the veins on his arms weren't really easy to draw blood from. I asked him, "Can I please look at your legs?" It turns out he was amputated. FML
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
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hsbzjsnsos 12
Well.... at least she's not attracted to someone else
swanheart 35
That's a weird thing to say. What makes your veins different from everyone else's?
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Comments (119)
Markovski 18
Why are people saying "at least she is attracted to part of you", why would she be his girlfriend if she wasn't attracted to him? This is a bonus, just like some love beards on a man.
ScratchCatPower 32
Put some ice on it and rest a LOT! It'll be relaxing to rest, the ice will keep it from swelling a ton, and you'll feel better in a jiffy! Feel better soon! :)
swanheart 35
Your princess is in another castle, man.
thatguynamedsky 32
4/20 was yesterday lol
Loveyou6611 20
wtf?
mwali02 32
Wrong FML bud... Better luck next time! .)
el_angelroca 15
Seriously what's wrong with that?
Drakone 9
What's the bloody problem!?! Alteast she likes you!
Justin1459 16
That means she's attracted to how strong you are. Be glad about that and that she's not attracted to the veins of anyone else OP.
fakedsincerity 32
I am pretty attracted to the strong veiny arms of certain men so I get where she's coming from. I'm sure she didn't literally mean she prefers your veins to your personality and all the other things she loves about you. (:
ApplePie1994 27
*sings* you're so vein ...
thesinginguy 18
Everyone has their things, just don't make her feel like she is weird for it and this won't be an fml.
conman531 23
At least she's not messing around with another dude's veins.
baba01_fml 17
As long as you got her who cares